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whir-ley | \ ˈwhər-lee \
plural whirlies
Can be used as both a noun and a verb

1: a large human feces adhering to the side of a toilet bowl specifically above the water-line that is ignored to the extent that it is intentionally left visible resulting in observation and/or cleaning by others.
a: typically semi-solid in nature
b: strong adhesion qualities
c: remains visible and in-place despite one or more toilet flushes
d: intentionally disregarded by the defecator allowing the sight or scent to be noticeable by others.
What the fuck did you do in the toilet….there is a whirley in the toilet. What kind of a human walks away from something like that?

I’m going to the plumbing showroom and whirley in the display toilet.
whirley by Retired in Naples March 8, 2019
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Whirley Bend 

Where A male puts his penis inside the women and then thinks of a animal, and uses his tongue as the animal he's thinking of would!
WARNING! MAY TWIST DURING INTERCOURSE!
Harley got a Whirley bend of John
Whirley Bend by Dukesssss955 June 18, 2013

whirley bird 

swinging your wiener around in a circular fashion. Preferably slapping a female in the face repeatedly.Sometimes used to greet people.
Last night i did the whirley bird on this girls face.she loved it.

lightning whirler 

otherwise known as a Distributor on a car engine, makes the spark go to the sparkolators.

Derek from Vice Grip Garage has alternative names for various tools and parts, and they make more sense than the correct name
i'll need to take the cap off the lightning whirler to clean the points. rats have chewed a few of the lightning hoses also.
lightning whirler by fartiscrubs April 14, 2021

whirlyball 

It is the greatest game ever. You sit in a bumper car but instead of a steering wheel there is a pole between your legs that you spin in circles. You have a hi-ly like scooper and you attempt to through a wiffle ball into grapefruit size hole on a basket ball hole. You are not allowed to exit the cart due to the possible chance of electrocution. The score often ends up being 0-0 and you just run into each other but its still super fun. Imagine quidditch on meth
Fuck this shit! Who came up with whirlyball any way?
whirlyball by Wirlyball Man May 5, 2010

Whitley Bay Make up 

Whitley Bay make up can be found on various ladies of loose morals around the pubs of Whitley Bay most nights of the week.

Whitley Bay makeup is supplied exclusivly by a company names Pollyfilla and must be applied with a trowel.

It is often mixed with orange food colouring to give that 'Tango'd' look and most be allowed to dry very quicly to achieve that cracking 'Orange Peel' look.

Whitley Bay makeup is applied by the bucket load to all age groups in the area from the 16 year olds trying to get in to the 70 year old dinasaurs that stalk South Parade at the end of the night seeking out the drunken men as prey.
'Woh look at the clipof that, she has her Whitley Bay Make up on'
Whitley Bay Make up by stuarm November 27, 2012
Whirled is a web-based social network combined with a virtual world, in which you, the player, can contribute and sell new avatars, room backdrops, music, pets and games.

Each player has a room of their own to decorate and hang out chatting with friends. You can build out additional rooms. Most web content can be embedded in your room, including video and music.

Groups allow collaboration with other players around shared interests, with shared group rooms, and built-in Discussion forums.

Any player can easily upload and begin playing with avatars, furniture, games, music and more.

Creators can post their offerings to the Shop where they are rated, tagged, and offered for sale to the global Whirled audience.

Whirled is run by Three Rings (nicknamed OOO by users). The 'Captain' is Daniel James, nicknamed Cleaver. Everybody loves Cleaver.

Online dating is very popular in Whirled and accepted by most. This is one of the many reasons that Whirled is home to much Internet drama. The biggest online daters on the site are called 'statics,' girls (or old men) and boys usually about 11 wearing avatars made at The Doll Palace that change boyfriends/girlfriends every week or so, and seem to cyber like crazy.
Whirled is great, I've made a lot of friends.

Learn more: wiki.whirled.com
Join: www.whirled.com/friend/147695
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