Whorton

A large, lovable whore. Stemmed from the root 'Horton' from 'Horton Hears a Who.'

Look at that whorton blubbering about her last boyfriend!

by thisisforyoujojo October 19, 2009

Whorton Hears a Poo

A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.

Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.

The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!

The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.

Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.

by gregben June 8, 2021

michael whorton

hes a special type of amphibian with long sweat pearls to show for it. He shines bright around his peoples and always knows when to jack, has a mad foot fetish and always wants dong

Starts to jack, wow your using the Michael Whorton technigue

by yung cuck clicker May 8, 2019

Wharton brooker

A person who fishes right on top of you they are normally seen anywhere from opening day till the early days of summer only on weekends and in good weather. Usually smoking they use a little tackle box and a old ugly stik and leave there trash everywhere. The name is derived from Wharton brook state park a Connecticut stocked fishery where most of the people suck at fishing and are scumbags.

Yea me and Nathan were fly fishing and we had a Wharton brooker next to us in the pool he crossed our lines and spooked all the trout in the pool.

by Fly fishing frank June 9, 2022

backdoor whartonite

A student at the University of Pennsylvania who transfers into the university's Wharton School of Business after a year at another of the schools, most typically the undergraduate College. Wharton expects a first-year GPA of 3.7 to allow transfer. A student often does this because it is seen as easier to accomplish than to be admitted to Wharton straight out of high school. Wharton has higher SAT and GPA expectations for students than Penn's other schools - the College, Nursing, Engineering, etc.

"Hey Mark, why are you taking such bullshit classes your first semester at Penn?"
"Shh, I'm trying to be a backdoor Whartonite. That's why I'm taking Sociology 001, a writing seminar, American Music History, and Intro to Japanese Culture."

by Moggraider April 15, 2008

whormone

the female hormone that gives a women the desire to become a hooker or such.

wow her whormones are acting up.

by Fluffy McNubNubs April 1, 2008

whoreton

A small congregation of hookers or equally loose women.

"Don't forget to call me back when you get the whoreton together."

by ExAnd December 9, 2008