A large, lovable whore. Stemmed from the root 'Horton' from 'Horton Hears a Who.'
Look at that whorton blubbering about her last boyfriend!
by thisisforyoujojo October 19, 2009
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hes a special type of amphibian with long sweat pearls to show for it. He shines bright around his peoples and always knows when to jack, has a mad foot fetish and always wants dong
Starts to jack, wow your using the Michael Whorton technigue
by yung cuck clicker May 8, 2019
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A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.

Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.

The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!

The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.
Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.
by gregben June 8, 2021
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