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Whoroscope 

A prediction of how many dicks that a thot will please tonight based on her zodiac sign
Hey, Jenny, did you see your whoroscope? Better stock up on birth control!
Whoroscope by Atheistzilla November 12, 2014
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whoroscope 

A prediction of someone's asstrologically influenced future with respect to getting some action from a dirty sloot.
Cdog and D-Tox checked their respective whoroscopes before hitting the town that night... another late night poutine at ESD was written in the stars.
whoroscope by Jizzones April 28, 2004

whoroscope 

An astrological prediction for a WHORE of there future

and/or pimp


my whoroscope told me today whats to make some money.
whoroscope by jdiggs14 January 18, 2009

Whorocious

That girl last night was whorocious.
Whorocious by Superman 747 September 4, 2010

Whoroscope 

When you predict your future hookups.
I am telling you, this weekend we hook up. It's written in my whoroscope!
Whoroscope by Hocinetje August 1, 2019

whorochondriac 

The process of having intercourse repetitively and then thinking your pregnant only to find out it’s not true. But being scared constantly because of how much of a whore you are.
Your such a whorochondriac for thinking your pregnant!
whorochondriac by Yesmannns October 29, 2019