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A whore cry is when a moralless whore gets caught cheating on her boyfriend with his mate & instead of just admitting that she's a filthy slut she makes up an elaborate LIE about how "it wasn't her fault" & "he forced himself on her"

It takes a special breed of whore to falsely accuse a man of such a vile act instead of taking responsibility for living the hoe life.
"Have you's heard the shit that the Slut Edina has been spreading?"
"Yep, I swear she's got a DEATH WISH! & she just keeps digging her grave deeper"
"Whore cry.... she should have known better lol"
whore cry by M I S S R E V E N G E ! September 2, 2018

Whorecrux 

A fragment of the soul created when allowing another being to physically enter your body, thus splitting your soul via the vagina.
Hermione has fucked so many wizards she has created enough whorecruxes to fill the Room of Requirement...twice.
Whorecrux by Tom.Marvolo.Riddle September 28, 2009

whorecraft

The funniest porn I have ever heard of. It supposedly circles around that plot of that game World of Warcraft, so no doubt it will get all those pale shut-ins out there off in their spare time between pwning all the n00bs they can find.
Billy-"Did you here about the newest Whorecraft!!! A wood elf gets double teamed by an undead and a troll!!!"

Frank-I am never speaking to you again.
whorecraft by blufire March 6, 2007

Whorecrux 

"Whorecrux" is a portmanteu of "whore", which is a derogatory slang term that refers to a prostitute or a promiscuous woman, and "horcrux", which is a term from the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling that refers to seven artifacts which Lord Voldemort used to store each part of his fragmented soul.

Whorecruxes are objects that remind you of a verbally and/or physically abusive ex girlfriend, and must be destroyed in order to ensure that her influence in your love life is gone forever. It could be anything, like a photograph, an e-mail, or even a movie you both used to enjoy. If it brings to mind any memory of your ex, good or bad, then it must be disposed of, or at least put out of sight.
Person 1: "I found a pink net sponge in my bathroom. It belonged to my ex girlfriend."

Person 2: "That's not a forget-me-not, man! That's a whorecrux! Get rid of it!"

Person 1: "You're a dork and an asshole."
Whorecrux by Adam Bestler July 31, 2011

Whorecrux 

A Harry Potter related insult, used when somebody is being annoying and evil, due to the pure evil nature of a horcrux.
Voldemort: Nagini won't come out with me tonight. She's such a whorecrux.
Whorecrux by sophieis August 17, 2011

whorecrocs 

Any shoes bought, sold, traded, or worn by ladies of the night.
I said we need to find the horcruxes not the whorecrocs
whorecrocs by DBCLazerTag November 14, 2011
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