Whongus 

A whongus is a dick or penis.

"I swear to god his whongus was like 4 inches long."

Whongus by Smacky March 21, 2005

Wongus 

A colossal vessel used by historical mythical Doge figure Siggy Le Doge, in his Empiric Conquests of inquisitions, territorial dispute of love, land, money, and power. The Wongus is the most powerful tool Siggy Le Doge had at his disposal, and was known to destroy all who gazed upon its god-like glory.

The *WONGUS* had immense Powah. As soon as the cities eyes were exposed, their eyes melted to the base of their skull.

Wongus by DogeBob December 1, 2021

Whangus 

1) A mix between Wheeties and Angus

2) Someone who is completely, and aggrivatingly clueless about a subject at hand.

3) A narcissist

4) A suitable, socially acceptable substitute to use in place of the word traditionally used to reference the male genitals.

That guy who cut me off, and then waved at me is a total Whangus.

My whangus of a boss is making me work the day of my wedding.

Whangus by MrEeeee November 15, 2010

Wumbo Wongus 

A Wumbo Wongus is someone who has a small dick.
This word is the opposite of a Dumbo Dongus which means a large dick.
If someone says you have a wumbo wongus, your life is over.

Person: how was the date?
Person2: aww it was ok he had a Wumbo Wongus though soooo.....
Person: Oh I feel you, maybe you'd like to see my Dumbo Dongus?} :)
Person2: omg yes ;D

Wumbo Wongus by poopityscoopitypoopitydoop October 22, 2019

Wongus 

Wongus is a monkey that has fled from its owner and has bathed in a hot spring, to later find its gorilla father then its father gets killed by a huge gorilla called king coupon. you can recognize a Wongus by its normal sound " alialiaaaaaa"

I wonder if that monkey is a Wongus.

Wongus by Lord Bergvall69 January 17, 2019

Bingus Wongus

The Monkey God

The Bingus Wongus is the ruler of all apes

Bingus Wongus by HotMenLikeGage69 January 19, 2022

Bongus Wongus 

A very shocking or epic thing, an expression of shock of being flabbergasted

Bro that trick was so bongus wongus

Bongus Wongus by MrWompWomp May 12, 2024