Whangus

1) A mix between Wheeties and Angus

2) Someone who is completely, and aggrivatingly clueless about a subject at hand.

3) A narcissist

4) A suitable, socially acceptable substitute to use in place of the word traditionally used to reference the male genitals.

That guy who cut me off, and then waved at me is a total Whangus.

My whangus of a boss is making me work the day of my wedding.

by MrEeeee November 15, 2010

wangus erectus

erectus an upright man with two legs
wangus; his third.

aka. a green male dinosaur who has spikes along his backbone, badass tattooed on his ass and a huge wang.

male drops his pants.
female stares at wangus erectus.

by sarahmae September 29, 2007

Wangus Maximus

1) Extremely massive male reproductive organs.

2)Huge meat

I don't like to brag, but the doctor told me I have a rare condition called Wangus Maximus. Want to see?

by sam ward June 15, 2007

Meatus Wangus

1) A pseudo-medical term for male reproductive organs

When I had my physical, the nurse had to grope my Meatus Wangus, but I didn't mind.

by sam ward June 15, 2007

wangus be dangus

a phrase alluding to an incidence with impotence

Last night, we had a little wangus be dangus, if you know what I mean!

by anonymous December 17, 2004

Wangus Khan

Someone who thinks they can conquer the world with their Wang like the ruler of old.

He thinks he can come in and take all the tang he wants like he is Wangus Khan!

by Gothic May 4, 2005

Wangus

slang term for sex organs, male or female

The cat loves to lick her wangus and that is so weird because it must be sour.

by Sour Wangus December 17, 2004