When having sex with a woman, leave a creampie.
He then proceeds to scoop it out and throws it at her face.
This is not dissimilar to the way a monkey throws feces at its fellows.
"Dude I wanna do the monkey sooo bad after Billy did it to Cindy."
"Yea man, Billy is the greatest."
by Brandywine Over the Moon September 24, 2008
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When making babies with your special person, and doing it from behind, the male slowly shits into his right hand. He then pulls out and spits on the chicks back. She thinking he is done will turn around and at that moment he will let out a shriek like a monkey throwing the feces into his partners face, then using his left hand wil finish himself on the floor.
I can't believe Warren gave Andrea The Monkey last night.
by Pont April 10, 2010
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The Monkey Is Good
The Monkey Is Great
We Surrendur Ourselves As Of This Date.


The Monkey is the wise and cruel god, who rules the Earth from his throne in the centre of the Earth.
He's bloody brilliant.
OMG I GOT LEPORASY!!!!11
Must be The Monkey.
by Anonymous June 27, 2003
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The best Animals in existence and the rulers of the universe
Random Person- Who has the higher chances of becoming the rulers of the universe, Monkeys or Humans?
Random person2- Obviously monkeys
by -Pastel Sushi Roll- September 30, 2020
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yo bro you wanna go monkeying tomorrow?
yea man its gonna be fun

*kills black families in front of everyone to see lmao*
by yeacumbro? November 17, 2019
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A man or woman or child , that persists to follow you around and has the intention to just annoy.
by Gibbon child February 23, 2007
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