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whopper-jawed 

to be crooked or bent out of shape
that picture that Chris hung in the den was a little Whopper-jawed. I guess he don't own a level.
whopper-jawed by kenner63 June 9, 2011

Whopper-jawed 

Word used to describe a kid with a HUGE mouth, because he/she probably got that way eating giant sandwiches like the Whopper.
Yo, that kid Alex is one Whopper-jawed mofo.
Whopper-jawed by against randall March 22, 2007

Whomper-Jawed 

A term denoting a messed up situation, place, or thing.
John's car was whomper-jawed after the car wreck.

Susan's face was all whomper-jawed after the softball hit her.
Whomper-Jawed by Steve November 12, 2004

Whomper Jaded 

A messed up appearance. Once looked good, yet no longer does. Or a messed up situation, but not as bad as Fubar.
After Karen left the salon she was caught in the rain resulting with her nice looking hair getting all whomper jaded.

I tried fixing the flat tire but the rim was all whomper jaded so I had to take it in to the shop to get fixed.
Whomper Jaded by gellyG. December 14, 2009

whomperjawed 

Southern term referring to an object or person that is out of sorts.
I got out of the car and the wind was blowing so excessively that my hair got all whomperjawed.
whomperjawed by Jay Stevens January 25, 2006

whipperjawed 

West Virginia slang for "all screwed up," "out of whack," etc.
My car was in a head-on collision, and now the passenger door is all whipperjawed!
whipperjawed by Country_Bumpkin September 10, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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