Whodathonk

Who would've thought... (it/there/that/I/you/he/she...)
When something bad, and which could have easily been prevented through common sense happens.
or: who da thonk it

John and Jessica going on a trip to Antarctica (famously cold)
Jessica(not wearing a jacket): I'm so cold
John: whodathonk that it'd be cold

by raumerherr March 1, 2024

whodathunkitwhatsis

A nonsense substitute word used when you don't know the proper term for something or simply can't remember it. Derived from "Who'd have thunk it" and "what's this?".

My car broke down and Dad has to repair the whodathunkitwhatsis to get it running again.

by Emby Quinn October 22, 2003

whodathunkit

Shortened version of 'Who would have thought it to be so?'

James: 4 o'clock, Dave. Tea time!
Dave: Whodathunkit!

by Pequod April 16, 2005

whodathunk

Short form for "Who would've thought?"

Kay: MJ is innocent!
Jay: Whodathunk?!

by KidProQuo November 7, 2005

Whorathon

The act of speed fucking multiple people or a single person repeatedly.

"Me and John fucked so many times it felt like a whorathon"

by peanuto_boi July 17, 2016