White Alan 

Originates from the far reaches of East Europe, around the vicinity of Chernobyl. Refers to a Russian male with 4 penises and a farmer's tan.

Whoa! I just popped a White Alan!

White Alan by Wifey August 29, 2004

White Alan 

A Raver who knows how to have fun and parties all night long.

Going to Infected Mushroom and dropping xtc

White Alan by White Alan February 8, 2004

Whiteland 

Small town in central Indiana chock-full of middle-aged Republicans and pious "Christians" who claim to be so religious, yet are alcoholics and beat their wives.
Whiteland has a high school full of bratty rednecks (there are a few decent kids..like 4 of them), and snobby butterface blondes that think Ed Hardy is the epitome of coolness.
Whiteland basically consists of liquor stores, gas stations, churches, bad teeth, 80s hair, annoying teenagers and cornfeilds.
Enjoy.

"Why did that 15 year girl over there in the knock off Ed Hardy tell me that she was 'very Christian' the other day, when I just watched her have tit sex with Mike last night?"

"Well what do you expect? She's from Whiteland."

Whiteland by haaaygirlhay April 18, 2010

Whiteland 

The town consists of a few gas stations, a CVS, an eyesore of an old abandoned grocery store and the high school. Most people living in Whiteland are, you guessed it, white and are afraid of any sort of cultural change or differention from the old redneck ways of which they grew up.

The high school consists of bratty attention whores, wanna be thugs, annoying scene kids, and of course the preppy crowds who live in their own little world.

Unfortunately, Whiteland is home to one of the highest pregnancy rates in the Johnson County area. Its quite ironic really, considering there's a Planned Parenthood right down the road.

Most Whiteland teenagers end up driving mustangs, cameros, or grand prix's just for the sake of driving a "sports" car. Too bad nobody has the heart to tell any one of the owners that a cheap car paired with shiney rims does NOT make it cool. And if they're not driving a guido style sedan, they're driving a big ol pick 'em up truck.

Jenny: OMG (fill in the blank) is preggo???
Megan: yeah didnt you know that?
Jenny: no i didnt! well, she is from whiteland. did she use birth control or anything?
Megan: what's that?

Whiteland by gluestickman July 30, 2010

whiteland crip 

a thug that walks the streets of whiteland, Indiana

hey yo did you see that whiteland crip that nigga was straped

whiteland crip by gangster thug yeaaah April 12, 2010

whitelancer1 

A runnign, logging, autoing telletubbie. HE is also the new EoH PK trip leader

YOu are a such a whitelancer1 for running from the great Bagel.

whitelancer1 by Brad December 19, 2004

Whiteland 

Little ass town in Indiana home to school threats and fat fucks in Ford F-150's that beat their wives. If you don't see a confederate flag, Ford F-150, Mustang, or a Punisher bumper sticker on your way to work then that means the area got nuked. The rent in the area is cheap af because people don't do shit besides fish or get drunk. They also like to complain at McDonald's because the cashier took too long and its "not their job" to push buttons at a kiosk. All in all not the worst place in the world but definitely not one where you would see Tom Cruise

"Yo have you guys seen John?"
"Nah he on his Whiteland boy shit"

Whiteland by DrakeIsMid December 8, 2021