Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Wifey

NJD

Man, your mom's got the hot flashes with that shit. What, she's got the NJD?

by wifey March 27, 2005

Originates from the far reaches of East Europe, around the vicinity of Chernobyl. Refers to a Russian male with 4 penises and a farmer's tan.

by Wifey August 29, 2004

a word generally associated with someone who has big frizzy hair that attracts all sorts of animals.

"Oh eww have you checked out that girls beehive,its huuuuge"

by wifey April 2, 2005

Monmouth County, NJ group of high school boys that think they are cool, but really, it is lame to have a posse name.

Hi, I'm Tobey, and I'm apart of white boys in effect.

by wifey March 25, 2005

padfoot: married to mammoth. mammoth and padfoot will always be together. a person with enormasely large feet. padfoot killed acorn girl.

woahhh check out padfoot and mammoth ooo nice pink outfits!

by wifey April 2, 2005

Someone who loves, gives and lives. Someone who makes everyone smile. Someone who is alive and makes things around him come alive. I love him

by Wifey September 8, 2004

The reason Matt never gets any and Kevin only gets laid when he is drunk.

There is not enough alcohol in the world to make up for Matt and Kevin's crooked johnson's.

by Wifey March 1, 2003