Whitchering 

Noun - meaning 'to Whitcher' (Verb): To talk about pointless shit for ages and not be listened to. Invented by Jack Whitcher.

'Hey guys, guess what I did last night.'

'For fucks sake Jack, what the hell are you on about?'

'Well basically have you ever seen the Donkey Kong rap? Oh, there was this film, yeh, where this ant jizzed on this leaf. Oh and I had a curry, yeh, but then I took a shit, yeh, and I thought 'I love summoner 2'. Oh there's this bit and it was really hard, yeh, and it took me days to complete and I was talking to Rich about it the other day, yeh, and he totally agreed with everything I said cos he's totally played it as well. But your mum's flange looks like an elephant sat on a tomato hahahahahaha.'

'...'

'Oh my god, yeh, my brother was playing COD 6 and I was like 'oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood'. Then I found a used condom on his bedroom floor, yeh, and I was like 'awh'. Then I took a shit in a bag and put it on my neighbours doorstep, yeh. But yeh, have you ever tried sauerkraut? Aw it's well nice, yeh, but I was playing Grand Theft Auto 4 last night, yeh, and I was like 'oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooood'.

'Shut the fuck up - you're whitchering!'

Whitchering by bird_cage_beard December 12, 2009

withering away 

to wither

conor: woah where did josh go
kallum: he withered away

withering away

withering away by muph August 4, 2021

withering 

adj.
To overwhelm or destroy; devastating;

"I gave him a withering look" (a look intended to make the other person feel inferior and warned)

withering by COURTNEYMARET January 14, 2009

Withering Tights 

Withering Tights is a novel written by English author Louise Rennison about the misadventures of a girl called Tallulah Casey. It is a work of teenage fiction and good reviews. As of 2013, there are 3 books in the series (but more may still come). These are:
Withering Tights
A Midsummer Tights Dream
The Taming Of The Tights

The blurb on the back reads: 'You know what it's like when you have your first snog, and it feels like a tiny bat is barging around in your mouth? Of course you do. So you will love Tallulah Casey as she careers about in her tights. She's your kind of mate.'

Becky: What book are you reading right now?
Annie: I'm reading 'Withering Tights', it's really good.

Withering Tights by ZebraBuffalo May 29, 2013

withering onion 

A bit of a sad looking vagina/looks like its been battered a bit.

Miss, can you close your legs? Your withering onion is showing.

When you get that one nude and you're just like, is it a vagina, or is it a withering onion...

withering onion by TedJeffries February 1, 2018

Wratchering 

Something disgusting that u want to puke.

She showed me something wratchering. So I ignored her the whole day she was with me.

Wratchering by MrManNotStupidNotSmart June 29, 2022

witherington 

"witherington" can often mean popular to some people, but mostly the word just means out of the ordinary and differant. "a witherington" walks funny at all times, usually has an obsession with drinking and sleeping. usually always up for going out and getting indecently smashed. loves to sit in its own piss. usually ends a night with a crazy fast and a smile on there face. to know a witherington means you have that bit extra of fun in your life.

"shit me out"
"fill re me witherington"
"oizza mate?"

witherington by jord1234 September 15, 2009