Noun - meaning 'to Whitcher' (Verb): To talk about pointless shit for ages and not be listened to. Invented by Jack Whitcher.
'Hey guys, guess what I did last night.'
'For fucks sake Jack, what the hell are you on about?'
'Well basically have you ever seen the Donkey Kong rap? Oh, there was this film, yeh, where this ant jizzed on this leaf. Oh and I had a curry, yeh, but then I took a shit, yeh, and I thought 'I love summoner 2'. Oh there's this bit and it was really hard, yeh, and it took me days to complete and I was talking to Rich about it the other day, yeh, and he totally agreed with everything I said cos he's totally played it as well. But your mum's flange looks like an elephant sat on a tomato hahahahahaha.'
'...'
'Oh my god, yeh, my brother was playing COD 6 and I was like 'oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood'. Then I found a used condom on his bedroom floor, yeh, and I was like 'awh'. Then I took a shit in a bag and put it on my neighbours doorstep, yeh. But yeh, have you ever tried sauerkraut? Aw it's well nice, yeh, but I was playing Grand Theft Auto 4 last night, yeh, and I was like 'oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooood'.
'Shut the fuck up - you're whitchering!'
'For fucks sake Jack, what the hell are you on about?'
'Well basically have you ever seen the Donkey Kong rap? Oh, there was this film, yeh, where this ant jizzed on this leaf. Oh and I had a curry, yeh, but then I took a shit, yeh, and I thought 'I love summoner 2'. Oh there's this bit and it was really hard, yeh, and it took me days to complete and I was talking to Rich about it the other day, yeh, and he totally agreed with everything I said cos he's totally played it as well. But your mum's flange looks like an elephant sat on a tomato hahahahahaha.'
'...'
'Oh my god, yeh, my brother was playing COD 6 and I was like 'oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood'. Then I found a used condom on his bedroom floor, yeh, and I was like 'awh'. Then I took a shit in a bag and put it on my neighbours doorstep, yeh. But yeh, have you ever tried sauerkraut? Aw it's well nice, yeh, but I was playing Grand Theft Auto 4 last night, yeh, and I was like 'oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooood'.
'Shut the fuck up - you're whitchering!'
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Withering Tights
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The Taming Of The Tights
The blurb on the back reads: 'You know what it's like when you have your first snog, and it feels like a tiny bat is barging around in your mouth? Of course you do. So you will love Tallulah Casey as she careers about in her tights. She's your kind of mate.'
Withering Tights
A Midsummer Tights Dream
The Taming Of The Tights
The blurb on the back reads: 'You know what it's like when you have your first snog, and it feels like a tiny bat is barging around in your mouth? Of course you do. So you will love Tallulah Casey as she careers about in her tights. She's your kind of mate.'
Becky: What book are you reading right now?
Annie: I'm reading 'Withering Tights', it's really good.
Annie: I'm reading 'Withering Tights', it's really good.
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