Wratchering
Wratchering by MrManNotStupidNotSmart June 29, 2022
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watchening
watchening by LadyBeth59 March 7, 2009
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Whitchering
Noun - meaning 'to Whitcher' (Verb): To talk about pointless shit for ages and not be listened to. Invented by Jack Whitcher.
'Hey guys, guess what I did last night.'
'For fucks sake Jack, what the hell are you on about?'
'Well basically have you ever seen the Donkey Kong rap? Oh, there was this film, yeh, where this ant jizzed on this leaf. Oh and I had a curry, yeh, but then I took a shit, yeh, and I thought 'I love summoner 2'. Oh there's this bit and it was really hard, yeh, and it took me days to complete and I was talking to Rich about it the other day, yeh, and he totally agreed with everything I said cos he's totally played it as well. But your mum's flange looks like an elephant sat on a tomato hahahahahaha.'
'...'
'Oh my god, yeh, my brother was playing COD 6 and I was like 'oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood'. Then I found a used condom on his bedroom floor, yeh, and I was like 'awh'. Then I took a shit in a bag and put it on my neighbours doorstep, yeh. But yeh, have you ever tried sauerkraut? Aw it's well nice, yeh, but I was playing Grand Theft Auto 4 last night, yeh, and I was like 'oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooood'.
'Shut the fuck up - you're whitchering!'
'For fucks sake Jack, what the hell are you on about?'
'Well basically have you ever seen the Donkey Kong rap? Oh, there was this film, yeh, where this ant jizzed on this leaf. Oh and I had a curry, yeh, but then I took a shit, yeh, and I thought 'I love summoner 2'. Oh there's this bit and it was really hard, yeh, and it took me days to complete and I was talking to Rich about it the other day, yeh, and he totally agreed with everything I said cos he's totally played it as well. But your mum's flange looks like an elephant sat on a tomato hahahahahaha.'
'...'
'Oh my god, yeh, my brother was playing COD 6 and I was like 'oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood'. Then I found a used condom on his bedroom floor, yeh, and I was like 'awh'. Then I took a shit in a bag and put it on my neighbours doorstep, yeh. But yeh, have you ever tried sauerkraut? Aw it's well nice, yeh, but I was playing Grand Theft Auto 4 last night, yeh, and I was like 'oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooood'.
'Shut the fuck up - you're whitchering!'
Whitchering by bird_cage_beard December 12, 2009
watchening
watchening by Cat City January 26, 2017
The Weatherington
The Weatherington by gurilla210 March 27, 2011
Weathering
When people try to make their sex look like different weather patterns.
For example... to weather rain, is to piss on your partner, to weather snow is to jizz on your partner, to weather a thunder storm is rough sex with whips and chains
For example... to weather rain, is to piss on your partner, to weather snow is to jizz on your partner, to weather a thunder storm is rough sex with whips and chains
Weathering by Andy K April 6, 2004
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