Wratchering 

Something disgusting that u want to puke.

She showed me something wratchering. So I ignored her the whole day she was with me.

Wratchering by MrManNotStupidNotSmart June 29, 2022

watchening 

Listening to online radio show and being in a voice chat room at the same time.

I was in camalamb.com and I was watchening Jeff's radio show while talking in the room.

watchening by LadyBeth59 March 7, 2009

Whitchering 

Noun - meaning 'to Whitcher' (Verb): To talk about pointless shit for ages and not be listened to. Invented by Jack Whitcher.

'Hey guys, guess what I did last night.'

'For fucks sake Jack, what the hell are you on about?'

'Well basically have you ever seen the Donkey Kong rap? Oh, there was this film, yeh, where this ant jizzed on this leaf. Oh and I had a curry, yeh, but then I took a shit, yeh, and I thought 'I love summoner 2'. Oh there's this bit and it was really hard, yeh, and it took me days to complete and I was talking to Rich about it the other day, yeh, and he totally agreed with everything I said cos he's totally played it as well. But your mum's flange looks like an elephant sat on a tomato hahahahahaha.'

'...'

'Oh my god, yeh, my brother was playing COD 6 and I was like 'oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood'. Then I found a used condom on his bedroom floor, yeh, and I was like 'awh'. Then I took a shit in a bag and put it on my neighbours doorstep, yeh. But yeh, have you ever tried sauerkraut? Aw it's well nice, yeh, but I was playing Grand Theft Auto 4 last night, yeh, and I was like 'oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooood'.

'Shut the fuck up - you're whitchering!'

Whitchering by bird_cage_beard December 12, 2009

watchening 

verb;

the act of "watching" tv but mainly listening to it because you are busy doing other things.

This morning I was watchening the Morning Joe show talk about what an idiot Trump is.

watchening by Cat City January 26, 2017

The Weatherington 

To screw something up beyond repair. To Weatherington

Hey man you totally gave that ipod away for free, you pulled The Weatherington

The Weatherington by gurilla210 March 27, 2011

Weathering 

When people try to make their sex look like different weather patterns.

For example... to weather rain, is to piss on your partner, to weather snow is to jizz on your partner, to weather a thunder storm is rough sex with whips and chains

"We should try weathering honey, a hurricane is coming soon!"

Weathering by Andy K April 6, 2004

Weathering 

Big ass rock in front yard. Leave it out there so long it starts to weather away.

That’s a big ass rock in your front yard. Weathering

Weathering by Jojo Swap June 23, 2021