Whezzing

To bleed immensely out your bootyhole, to the point where it feels like you have the, ‘unknown virus’ BUTTHOLE CANCER, to be exact.

“OMG GRANDPA, IM WHEZZING”💔😩✊🏿🏳️ 🌈📫👯 ♀️

by WHEZZING BAWLS June 22, 2021

Butt wheezing

This occurs when the Anus is dilated so flatulence escapes with a wheezing breezy sound.

Ben Dover found that when he was getting an enema, his flatulence sounded like butt wheezing.

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Wheezing

The sound you make when your laughing so hard that you can't really breath or make so you're just sitting there like a dying seal

Bitch I'm wheezing

by Kelly de bitch June 13, 2018

Wheezing

When you laugh so hard you start to wheeze.

Somebody says something so funny you laugh to the point of wheezing. It is also something that happens during asmtha attacks

by KingofLingo June 2, 2018

im wheezing

another way of saying I'm dead asf

T- Ay did you that he stacked

D- Im wheezing

by dhhdhd09 December 13, 2016

Wheezing

The kind of laugh that sounds like a man that is dying because he smokes too much.

After her friend sent her a meme, she started wheezing of laughter and her parents came up to her room because they thought she was dying but no, she was just wheezing.

by uh noOB December 21, 2018

Night Vision Whizzing

Night Vision Whizzing ( or NVW ) is when you try to wee into the toilet bowl in a dark room. Ultimately resulting in weeing all over the seat or on the wall. But if you're a pro, you hit the jackpot every time.

Mum: WHO PEED ON THE SEAT AND DIDN'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEIR SELVES!!!

Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!

by SnowyTheNutter July 24, 2009