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The sound you make when your laughing so hard that you can't really breath or make so you're just sitting there like a dying seal
Bitch I'm wheezing
Wheezing by Kelly de bitch June 13, 2018
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When you laugh so hard you start to wheeze.
Somebody says something so funny you laugh to the point of wheezing. It is also something that happens during asmtha attacks
Wheezing by KingofLingo June 2, 2018
The kind of laugh that sounds like a man that is dying because he smokes too much.
After her friend sent her a meme, she started wheezing of laughter and her parents came up to her room because they thought she was dying but no, she was just wheezing.
Wheezing by uh noOB December 21, 2018
I was wheezing last night.
wheezing by Mdking November 19, 2014
Stupid fuckwit things Americans say when they think something is funny
“Shows funny joke” “man I’m wheezing” “shut the fuck up cunt”
Wheezing by Ryan Gebber October 10, 2021

wheezing the juice 

sticking your head under a soda fountain machine and drinking from it
Bubba liked Mountain Dew so much he got caught wheezing the juice at the 7 eleven and was kicked out of the store!

wheezing the beer

Snorting beer through your nose at such speed that the beer is gone in seconds.
Wow, Kenny really likes wheezing the beer on Friday nights.
wheezing the beer by Darcieee! March 27, 2009
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