Wezzing

When a person licks an inanimate object that has a face or is cute

Did you see him wezzing that teddy bear?

by DecepticonGang February 11, 2024

weezing the juice

sticking your mouth underneath the nozzle of a frozen drink machine at a 7-11 or a convinence store, and drinking the frozen goodness, then leaving with out paying

me and frank went up to 7-11, weezed the juice, and ran out.

by carie November 10, 2003

Weezing the brew

To move the carafe and get coffee directly from the coffee maker as it's brewing.

The staff didn't know what to say when they saw me weezing the brew, then they all started doing it too.

by aknatn May 1, 2009

Wizzing

In the action of "taking a wiz". A person who's fetish is "Golden Wiz"/Golden showers!

When some one is acting STUPID, attempting to convence others that an OBIVIOUSLY STUPID idea is a good idea!

obama: Come on you'll love wizzing on me, making my teeth skanky and yellow. It'll be like my birth certicate no one will know!

My half-sister will have another fake document printed up to say it wasn't wiz but spring water!

Intellectual: I wouldn't do anything your into, to include wizzing on you!

by The_Master_Whiz January 2, 2011

wenzinger

some one who usually its a pretty tight guy, but has massive anger problems

"man, i love hanginging with that wenzinger."

"yeah but only when hes not flipping shit."

by Ace Blanton February 26, 2008

weezing wilhelme

when the female swallows cum down the wrong tube and starts to weeze and cough out of controll getting the white residue all over the floor

omg this girl had a weezing wilhelme and i had to clean it up for an hour

by pimp101 March 21, 2008

Weezing

The act of dismissing or hating on something e.g. a film, song, video game, book, or slang term (usually popular and mainstream) despite not having tried it, having no knowledge on it, or having any prior experience with it whatsoever. usually for the purpose of being a hipster or troll.

Guy: "Hey, wanna go see the new Star Wars?"

Hipster: "UGH, not more Star Wars. I'm sick of that overrated piece of trash"

Guy: "Have you seen any Star Wars movies?"

Hipster: " GOD NO! Like I would waste my time watching that overrated boring cheesy garbage! I am WAY above it."

Guy: "Dude stop Weezing!"

by JustThatGuyOnUrbanDictionary September 5, 2016