Whensley

Whensley is the third in command of the crew. Whensley may be third in command but she is very important to the crew. Whensley is the only one able to contact our other two gods. Whensley is a cyborg who takes a mostly human form other than her cyan/blueish skin and deep red/purple hair. Whensley is our queen and she is very epic poggers. Any hate against her will be punishable by being spanked by Spog's alter ego, Big Juicy (not enjoyable).

person 1: I don't really like Whensley, she's a little sus ngl
person 2: T H E N Y O U S H A L L D I E

person 1: WHAT
person 2: jk jk lmao

by Leader Of The Children Of Spog December 31, 2020

Wensley

Wensleys are fun to be around and are absolutely gorgeous! You will never want to look away! You always want to be around Wensleys. They are smoking hot and unforgettable. You would be very lucky to date a Wensley.
I wish I could date a Wensley, he's gorgeous, but way out of my league...

Genius type mavericks who usually end up as world leaders, entrepreneurs, deca-millionaires, inventors.

See Kennedy; Kennedy clan.

"You know i'm really glad that I got a chance to date a Wensley--I mean those guys are hot, Stacy!"

by TonyTomDom February 7, 2019

wensleydale

A relationship deal-breaker. A difference of likes/dislikes between a couple that is insurmountable. When Wallace (from Wallace & Gromit) discovered that Gwendoline didn’t like cheese, he called the relationship off.

I'm sorry John. This issue is a wensleydale.

by Posalie January 4, 2011

wensleydale cheese

Greeks talk myths about this dairy product, famous example of shakespear having this great product. It is said that legends eat this for breakfast, Wallace was a great dog R.I.P

Wallace wensleydale cheese

by bick boi November 16, 2017

Wensleydale

A masochistic activity where someone places their fingers into a cheese grater and grinds their fingers into it, slicing the skin off. Then you can put it in as cheese. You can also do this with someone else's fingers for better masochism.

Me: want some wensleydale?
Penis: pls no
Me: wensleydale time
Penis: NO

by Thanos Chicken June 1, 2020

willy wensleydale

Smegma, the cheesy secretion that collects under the foreskin.

Kevin was ecstatic: Britney had just started to perform fellatio on him. Unfortunately she got a taste of his willy wensleydale, and , gagging, stormed off home. Life can be such a bitch sometimes!

by Dunky Oggins December 14, 2003

wensley

A slim thick skinny queen James Charles is shaking

Wensley is so thick sis.

by Wensley the pole January 2, 2019