wensleydale

A relationship deal-breaker. A difference of likes/dislikes between a couple that is insurmountable. When Wallace (from Wallace & Gromit) discovered that Gwendoline didn’t like cheese, he called the relationship off.

I'm sorry John. This issue is a wensleydale.

wensleydale by Posalie January 4, 2011

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Wensleydale

A masochistic activity where someone places their fingers into a cheese grater and grinds their fingers into it, slicing the skin off. Then you can put it in as cheese. You can also do this with someone else's fingers for better masochism.

Me: want some wensleydale?
Penis: pls no
Me: wensleydale time
Penis: NO

Wensleydale by Thanos Chicken June 1, 2020

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wensleydale cheese

Greeks talk myths about this dairy product, famous example of shakespear having this great product. It is said that legends eat this for breakfast, Wallace was a great dog R.I.P

Wallace wensleydale cheese

wensleydale cheese by bick boi November 16, 2017

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wensleydale cheesin

Conducting yourself in a manner that is likely to evoke a guffaw from your finest peers

I'm really out here, just wensleydale cheesin

wensleydale cheesin by SJ_IRL November 2, 2022

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willy wensleydale

Smegma, the cheesy secretion that collects under the foreskin.

Kevin was ecstatic: Britney had just started to perform fellatio on him. Unfortunately she got a taste of his willy wensleydale, and , gagging, stormed off home. Life can be such a bitch sometimes!

willy wensleydale by Dunky Oggins December 14, 2003

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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