wensleydale

A relationship deal-breaker. A difference of likes/dislikes between a couple that is insurmountable. When Wallace (from Wallace & Gromit) discovered that Gwendoline didn’t like cheese, he called the relationship off.

I'm sorry John. This issue is a wensleydale.

wensleydale by Posalie January 4, 2011

Wensleydale

A masochistic activity where someone places their fingers into a cheese grater and grinds their fingers into it, slicing the skin off. Then you can put it in as cheese. You can also do this with someone else's fingers for better masochism.

Me: want some wensleydale?
Penis: pls no
Me: wensleydale time
Penis: NO

Wensleydale by Thanos Chicken June 1, 2020

wensleydale cheese 

Greeks talk myths about this dairy product, famous example of shakespear having this great product. It is said that legends eat this for breakfast, Wallace was a great dog R.I.P

Wallace wensleydale cheese

wensleydale cheese by bick boi November 16, 2017

wensleydale cheesin 

Conducting yourself in a manner that is likely to evoke a guffaw from your finest peers

I'm really out here, just wensleydale cheesin

wensleydale cheesin by SJ_IRL November 2, 2022

willy wensleydale 

Smegma, the cheesy secretion that collects under the foreskin.

Kevin was ecstatic: Britney had just started to perform fellatio on him. Unfortunately she got a taste of his willy wensleydale, and , gagging, stormed off home. Life can be such a bitch sometimes!

willy wensleydale by Dunky Oggins December 14, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019