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Whell
Whell by jurst sturrff December 4, 2010
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Whell
Typically used by women from Arizona well one, short for we will/we shall or long for we'll.
Sometimes annoying, sometimes adorable.
Mostly infuriating.
Sometimes annoying, sometimes adorable.
Mostly infuriating.
Whell by sƏNđ_ŇųĐěş January 10, 2020
Whell
Typically used by one woman from arizona.
Sometimes annoying, sometimes adorable.
Mostly mildly infuriating.
Sometimes annoying, sometimes adorable.
Mostly mildly infuriating.
Whell go out later.
I'm not sure if whell make it today.
Whell see if I send tiddy pics.
Maybe now whell get the action we deserve!" she exclaimed.
Go and get my kitten, please, Jessica, and whell hear what she has to say about that!
I'm not sure if whell make it today.
Whell see if I send tiddy pics.
Maybe now whell get the action we deserve!" she exclaimed.
Go and get my kitten, please, Jessica, and whell hear what she has to say about that!
Whell by sƏNđ_ŇųĐěş January 10, 2020
Ape Wellington
1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.
2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.
2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.
"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"
- or -
Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"
Woman: "No."
- or -
Woman: "Have you found the problem?"
OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."
- or -
Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"
Woman: "Why?"
Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."
- or -
Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"
Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"
- or -
Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"
Woman: "No."
- or -
Woman: "Have you found the problem?"
OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."
- or -
Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"
Woman: "Why?"
Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."
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Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"
Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"
Ape Wellington by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009
The Well
A dance move popularized by MrTLexify. "Imagine that you're at the bottom of a dark well, and there's a bunch of dicks all around you, and you gotta get 'em all off and that's how you dance" - MrTLexify
The Well by ANamelessPotato July 28, 2017
snack wells
snack wells by Preluder August 20, 2006
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