Wheeker

An ethnic slur used against guinea pigs, named after a sound that they make while excited or hungry.

Those wheekers are so goddamn cute

by SarahTheRat July 16, 2023

Carl Wheezer

The living embodiment of Satan who after doing cock and ball torture can destroy galaxies is seconds.

Jimmy: All hail Carl Wheezer
Sheen: All hail Carl Wheezer

by Nashers567 April 11, 2020

Mike wheeler

The most homosexual character in all of fiction, he is gayer then a drag queen, you know what he is a drag queen at this point, peopel start calling him mike queeler since he is queer.

If you suck a dick on accident that makes you a mike wheeler

by Bori rhdj April 24, 2023

Joey Wheeler

One of the characters in the show Yugioh.

The way he acts does not reflect his true dueling skills. He would eventually become the #3 duelist of the world behind Kaiba and Yugi as the show goes on.

Best friend of Yugi. In the show he goes from beginner to expert duelist.

Also famous for his unique speeches.

"When the barber cut your hair, did he plug out some of your brain too?" --- Joey Wheeler

by Melvin32091111 October 19, 2009

Carl Wheezer

a puffy cheeto haired, very smexy man that flies around the world training all the kindergartners about cock and ball torture. He also is equipped a technique to make sure he can educate people on CBT, he defends himself by emitting a loud shriek that if heard can give you type two diabetes and will slowly kill you throughout your lifetime.

Teacher: So class what do you wanna be when you grow up

Student 1: Astronaut!

Student 2: Chef

Student 3: Doctor

Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!

Teacher: *aims the AK-47*

by rookhazed-chan March 20, 2020

Mike Wheeler

gayer than a gay goose at a gay geese pride parade

mike wheeler loves will byers

by byler.is.real July 26, 2022

wheeler black

the darkest black color there is. it's even darker than the vanta black.

professor physicist John A. Wheeler, coined the word black hole therefore the blackest of all black colors should be named after him as the wheeler black, right?

by kelamist May 25, 2018