Wheeker
An ethnic slur used against guinea pigs, named after a sound that they make while excited or hungry.
Wheeker by SarahTheRat July 16, 2023
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Carl Wheezer
The living embodiment of Satan who after doing cock and ball torture can destroy galaxies is seconds.
Carl Wheezer by Nashers567 April 11, 2020
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Mike wheeler
The most homosexual character in all of fiction, he is gayer then a drag queen, you know what he is a drag queen at this point, peopel start calling him mike queeler since he is queer.
Mike wheeler by Bori rhdj April 24, 2023
Joey Wheeler
One of the characters in the show Yugioh.
The way he acts does not reflect his true dueling skills. He would eventually become the #3 duelist of the world behind Kaiba and Yugi as the show goes on.
Best friend of Yugi. In the show he goes from beginner to expert duelist.
Also famous for his unique speeches.
The way he acts does not reflect his true dueling skills. He would eventually become the #3 duelist of the world behind Kaiba and Yugi as the show goes on.
Best friend of Yugi. In the show he goes from beginner to expert duelist.
Also famous for his unique speeches.
Joey Wheeler by Melvin32091111 October 19, 2009
Carl Wheezer
a puffy cheeto haired, very smexy man that flies around the world training all the kindergartners about cock and ball torture. He also is equipped a technique to make sure he can educate people on CBT, he defends himself by emitting a loud shriek that if heard can give you type two diabetes and will slowly kill you throughout your lifetime.
Teacher: So class what do you wanna be when you grow up
Student 1: Astronaut!
Student 2: Chef
Student 3: Doctor
Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!
Teacher: *aims the AK-47*
Student 1: Astronaut!
Student 2: Chef
Student 3: Doctor
Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!
Teacher: *aims the AK-47*
Carl Wheezer by rookhazed-chan March 20, 2020
Mike Wheeler
Mike Wheeler by byler.is.real July 26, 2022
wheeler black
professor physicist John A. Wheeler, coined the word black hole therefore the blackest of all black colors should be named after him as the wheeler black, right?
wheeler black by kelamist May 25, 2018
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