whappy 

Adjective

Someone driven mad due to external sources of intoxication

'Neil has been drinking Kestrel Super Strength again, its ent him whappy!'

whappy by Duckcave March 30, 2020

whappy 

Happy like a tail wagging, butt wiggling puppy, especially in an adorable way.
Could be jumping, dancing or twirling with excitement.

"The best thing in the world is making her so whappy that she'll jump on me for hugs and kisses."

whappy by ophiuchiko September 29, 2023

whappy 

verb- to slap someone with something you are holding on to.

noun- something that one can slap with that one has to hold on to.

"i'm going to whappy you with this fish all across your face."

examples of whappy: fish, sausage, bag, feather, rope, water floaty...

whappy by bigc22 July 23, 2009

whappy slappy 

see slappy
see whappy

noun- is a type of slappy that specifically refers to your cock

verb- slapping someone with your cock

"i'm going to whappy slappy you all over the face if you don't shut up."

whappy slappy by bigc22 July 23, 2009

Whappy Knacking  

When your masterbating with no porn and it takes like 20 minutes to get off and you keep switching hands because your forearms are burning.

"I was so bored, that I decided to start Whappy Knacking on my couch."

Whappy Knacking by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006

From (since) Whappy killed Phillup 

Jamaican expression

From (since) whappy killed Phillup.

From names of actually people.

Whappy + Phillup or Phillip.

Possibly origins -According to the Gleaner, in June 1951 a man name Aston Jolley aka Whappie King attacked and robbed two people. One of them died, but none of the victim’s names was Phillip. Instead, the news article at the time mentioned “Wappy King fillip” and this ended up being switched to “Wappy kill Phillup” over time. If that is the origins of the story then that would be truly disappointing and anti-climatic.

There is another theory involving a murder between two brothers from Portland called William(nickname Wappy) and Phillip. This happened in the 1940s and was a real headline grabber, mainly because similar to now Portland did not have alot of murders. This sounds far more realistic than the Aston Jolly case as I think Jamaicans are far too creative to build such a timeless saying off “Wappy King Fillip”. Gleaner Story

Used to exaggerate the number of years something has been taking place for;
A very long time

I've been reading this book from (since) Whappy killed Phillup.

From (since) Whappy killed Phillup by Tropical Rythms March 5, 2022

Mr Whippy 

When a guy is fully ‘whipped’ and invested in the girl not interested in him back. The guy becomes even more whipped when he realises that he is not her taste of ice cream.

“Don’t lead him on, otherwise he might become a Mr Whippy”

Mr Whippy by PhraseTheLord December 19, 2019