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Whamsicle 

When something goes so good it hits a positive version of whammy that's delicious - a whamsicle!

There's a Double+ Whamsicle - when two things go so good at once, and the legendary Triple+ Whamsicle - when three things go so good at once!

Anymore than three whamsicles at one time result in immediate death of the portraying whamsicle events.
Chad's Sister: I JUST WON $10,000 ON A LOTTERY TICKET!
Anthony: Oh mann, that's a Whamsicle!

Chad's Sister: I JUST WON $10,000 ON A LOTTERY TICKET AND CHAD ALMOST PICKED IT AS HIS YANKEE SWAP GIFT BUT HE DIDN'T!
Anthony: Oh mann, that's a Double+ Whamsicle!

Chad's Sister: I JUST WON $10,000 ON A LOTTERY TICKET, CHAD ALMOST PICKED IT AS HIS YANKEE SWAP GIFT BUT HE DIDN'T, AND HE'S UGLY!
Anthony: Oh mann, that's the legendary Triple+ Whamsicle!
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A production of vaginal icicles from WAP at freezing temperatures.
Kyle asked Heather to sit out in subzero temperatures to satiate his necrophelic need for a wapsicle.
Wapsicle by Karen&KyleKoss September 14, 2020

Whimsicle Fuckery 

A discriptive term disscussing something that makes no sense what so ever, usually an item from Etsy.

Miss-spelled intentionally to mirror the usual incompitence of the creator.
Did you see that tin can with a gear hot glued to it? Pure Whimsicle fuckery
Whimsicle Fuckery by d2d May 12, 2011

whatsicle 

That chunk of snow/ice with unknown objects melting in the front yard every spring. Seen in northern climates. Objects may include paper, plastic bags, car parts, and small animals unfortunate to be hit by a car that are then thrown to the side of the road via a snowplow.
Dude, the snow is really melting now. My whatsicle is starting to reveal some really wild stuff from over the winter. I'm pretty sure there's a cat in there.
whatsicle by bob1655 April 4, 2011

whimsacle bitch 

Kelly: "Michael, look at that Nicole girl, she's on the floor crying over her ex-boo and his new girl."
Michael: "What a whimsacle bitch."

whimsickle 

1)a hilarious farce....
something amusing
2)a gay person
that party was very whimsickle

look at that fuckin whimsickle

whimsickle 

Suck my whimsicle bitch
whimsickle by Zadokan May 5, 2005