whamsley 

To completely lose all sense of reality and reason while under the influence of speed. To be completely lost with no earthly sense of location. To lose all sense of time and space. To mistaken cows for humans and their moo's for a foreign language. To become so confused that going Whamsley results in ones own death.

He's been awake for days and now he's walking around in circles mumbling to himself,"Where I'm going...I don't need no wallet..." I'm afraid he might go whamsley on us.

whamsley by Murray St. James November 30, 2010

Vaughn Wamsley

1. A personal injury lawyer and minor celebrity in Central Indiana. Well known for plastering his face all over billboards, phonebooks, and the like. Often thought of as an ambulance chaser, but has amazing hair.

2. A game, similar to "padiddle", played by sneaking up on a friend, shouting "Vaaaaauuuuuuugggggghhhhhhnnnnn... WHAM-sley!" and punching said friend in the shoulder.

1. Vaughn Wamsley: Hey, does anyone need a personal injury attorney? Have you been injured in an accident? KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!

2. Me: (quietly) Vaaaaauuuuuugggghhhhhnnnn...

Friend: What are you doing?

Me: (yells, punching friend in the arm) WHAM-sley!

Friend: Ow, stop it. I think I need a personal injury attorney now.

Vaughn Wamsley by Dildano December 29, 2010

Wamsley 

1. A deragatory definition of a female with male-like qualities who performs sexual favors to other females for money.
2. A female who lacks common sense and is primarily dependent on the male gender.

"Oh god, don't make eye contact, it's Wamsley"

"After class, Wamsley went to the badminton game to see how many men she could attract.

Wamsley by ducky August 11, 2004

wamsley 

defn 1 does a good job, but
see cockthrottler

omfg, it's wamwam da cockthrottler!!!!1

wamsley by da duckster April 15, 2005