wheatsicle

frozen pubic hair. very simple!

" i ate ur parents, u gonna cry? they tasted like frozen wheatsicles" -this is a line from a song-

by alejandreska August 6, 2006

Whamsicle

When something goes so good it hits a positive version of whammy that's delicious - a whamsicle!

There's a Double+ Whamsicle - when two things go so good at once, and the legendary Triple+ Whamsicle - when three things go so good at once!

Anymore than three whamsicles at one time result in immediate death of the portraying whamsicle events.

Chad's Sister: I JUST WON $10,000 ON A LOTTERY TICKET!
Anthony: Oh mann, that's a Whamsicle!

Chad's Sister: I JUST WON $10,000 ON A LOTTERY TICKET AND CHAD ALMOST PICKED IT AS HIS YANKEE SWAP GIFT BUT HE DIDN'T!
Anthony: Oh mann, that's a Double+ Whamsicle!

Chad's Sister: I JUST WON $10,000 ON A LOTTERY TICKET, CHAD ALMOST PICKED IT AS HIS YANKEE SWAP GIFT BUT HE DIDN'T, AND HE'S UGLY!
Anthony: Oh mann, that's the legendary Triple+ Whamsicle!

by Anthony Sharamitaro March 12, 2008

whatsicle

That chunk of snow/ice with unknown objects melting in the front yard every spring. Seen in northern climates. Objects may include paper, plastic bags, car parts, and small animals unfortunate to be hit by a car that are then thrown to the side of the road via a snowplow.

Dude, the snow is really melting now. My whatsicle is starting to reveal some really wild stuff from over the winter. I'm pretty sure there's a cat in there.

by bob1655 April 4, 2011

wheatsie

a word that means ugly

Guy: I really like this girl...
Friend: You shouldn't, man, she's so wheatsie

by queeks July 31, 2022