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Pronounces Whatzes
A thing or group of things that can be general identified
"All of the whatzs learners at this school are wack"
"Why are thesez whatzs on the table."
"All these whatzs🤌"
Whatzs by Jaydady September 21, 2022
Words you can keep

whats-a-dick 

A name for a guy who's name you can't remember. Similar to whats-his-nuts.
hoodrat1: Aye, remember when Keisha and whats-a-dick was fuckin' behind the bleachers?
hoodrat2: Oh yeah girl, and she still tried to act like she wasn't a stank ho.
whats-a-dick by coldheart7 June 29, 2010

whatsapp 

Messaging app for people having affairs. Used in conjunction with Words with Friends

Whatsapp lets you chat to your whore without being seen to be online.
Sharon, the homewrecking whore, uses whatsapp to chat to her 'married boyfriend.

His wife will never know
whatsapp by farnham philanderer January 3, 2017

Whatsapp University

The international institution that many boomers graduated from which they studied the arts of fake news and its distribution within the communication network to their loved ones and others.
"Mum sent another fake news article about onions disinfecting rooms of coronavirus, Whatsapp University back at it again."

whats in the canister 

I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya
As for whats in the canister it's best you don't ask

whats her name 

"Whats her name?" or just "Name?" for short. Is the question asked under every porn video on the internet. The question we ask ourselves is this " is this guys fap so good he cant read the title"?. In society knowing a girls name is only important to her, A man doesn't need this information to survive. But in porn-life her name is truly everything and without it, a fap will end in disappointment if it ever ends at all.
Damn That Ass Is Ripe......NAME?

WHATS HER NAME?
whats her name by Googlefaps.com October 4, 2018

Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown 

The way that Chemo's in Leicestershire greet each other
Chemo 1: Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown
Chemo 2: Not much mush, wanna smoke a cheeky jay
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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