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* A pre-drinking solid base meal consisting of a burger from Whataburger, tots and a Route 44 Watermelon Slush at Sonic, and Chicken Tenders and a 1 gallon jug of sweet tea from Chicken Express to place in your Hyatt Place room refrigerator.

The sweet tea is for post-drinking consumption to accompany the chocolate chip cookie and slice of pizza from the nighttime Romanian Hotel Concierce extraordinaire.

*Works best with a preemptive strike of 2 Maximum Strength Imodium tablets to before consumption to prevent a public defecation mass-evacuation in a doorless stall af Cowboys Dancehall.
Alex: β€œMy plane lands at 3:30, so let’s hit up Cavenders and Sheplers so we can go β€˜Rolling Blackout’ tonight, and then grab dinner.”

Jimmie: β€œA little WhataSonic Express, perhaps?”

Alex: β€œGood call!”

Jimmie: β€œLet’s down the Imodium now so we don’t risk getting SuperAIDS later.”
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by TexasTittysprinklesLover February 23, 2019
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