Believed by many to be a common misspelling of would, however, it is just the inquisitive form of would. Importantnote: Whood is not the inquisitive version of wood.
Jay: Whould you f*ck a sheep?
Brent: No, ew.
Jay: I'm saying if you were a sheep, whould you f*ck a sheep?
Brent: Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.