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Believed by many to be a common misspelling of would, however, it is just the inquisitive form of would. Important note: Whood is not the inquisitive version of wood.
Jay: Whould you f*ck a sheep?
Brent: No, ew.
Jay: I'm saying if you were a sheep, whould you f*ck a sheep?
Brent: Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would.

Jay: Dirty sheep f*cker!
whould by yaidk August 16, 2009

That whould be your mother! 

Spy in Team fortress 2 telling Scout he banged his mother.
1 : What, Are you the president of his fan club?
2 : No, That whould be your MOTHER!
Suggesting something to someone, but you actually wanting to do it.
dude: You whould blow me.
Chick: what do you mean would?! I've never blown you!
dude: I said WHOULD not WOULD! Now blow me, bitch.
whould by ucaeonnia June 7, 2010

hell no this is not a phase you whould use 

so don't use this phrase, THE PHRASE SAYS DON'T USE THIS PHRASE
just don't.

Person 1: hi
person 2: HELLO
Person 1: hell no this is not a phase you whould use
A combination of who and would, efficient!
Whould you want?
Whould by DROCKMT December 15, 2025

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026