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Believed by many to be a common misspelling of would, however, it is just the inquisitive form of would. Important note: Whood is not the inquisitive version of wood.
Jay: Whould you f*ck a sheep?
Brent: No, ew.
Jay: I'm saying if you were a sheep, whould you f*ck a sheep?
Brent: Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would.

Jay: Dirty sheep f*cker!
whould by yaidk August 16, 2009
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Suggesting something to someone, but you actually wanting to do it.
dude: You whould blow me.
Chick: what do you mean would?! I've never blown you!
dude: I said WHOULD not WOULD! Now blow me, bitch.
whould by ucaeonnia June 7, 2010
A combination of who and would, efficient!
Whould you want?
Whould by DROCKMT December 15, 2025

That whould be your mother! 

Spy in Team fortress 2 telling Scout he banged his mother.
1 : What, Are you the president of his fan club?
2 : No, That whould be your MOTHER!

hell no this is not a phase you whould use 

so don't use this phrase, THE PHRASE SAYS DON'T USE THIS PHRASE
just don't.

Person 1: hi
person 2: HELLO
Person 1: hell no this is not a phase you whould use

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole 

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.
Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

wish a nigga would

Hoping that someone does something to annoy you and or aggrivate you to then go ahead and beat their ass