Fuchtbar's definitions

Wetter than a beaver's hat

An idiom describing either the condition of being soaking wet due to inclement weather or when a female's vagina is absolutely dripping from arousal

The ladies in the steno pool were wetter than a beaver's hat after watching the new Ryan Gosling film.

by Fuchtbar December 28, 2014

Prestige baby

A "prestige baby" is a third world brown child adopted by rich white people after they are done having biological children. The resulting prestige among their peer group cannot be trumped or countered; it is the ultimate expression of white privilege.

Have you seen the Smith's new prestige baby, Tamden? They had to make three separate trips to Guatemala to secure it. The playgroup host nearly burned down her own house in envious rage when Shanna walked in with it.

by Fuchtbar August 31, 2014