Wet Ear 

When you go swimming and water get into your ear, and stays there forever and becomes a bitch.

Sarah: I got a wet ear
Will: That's a bitch

Wet Ear by Willoraptor July 12, 2011

Wet-ear 

Adjective
Given to a person who is a frequent gossiper leading them to be whispered in their ear, letting them have "wet-ears"

Person1: "Alex is such a gossiper, they are so wet-eared."

Person2: " Yeah I don't know how someone can just do that."

Wet-ear by farmerTodd January 17, 2024

Wet American Eye-Ear Kisses 

An americn eye ear.... oh god im so tired rn

“goodnight :) uh it wont let me publish unless i say wet american eye-ear kisses lmaooo ok i love you good night ❤️”

Wet American Eye-Ear Kisses by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018

wet ears 

Believing your bullshit too much it becomes too much for the brain to handle and it starts leaking from the ears.

mate you've got bare wet ears from the amount of bullshit you've been chatting today

wet ears by Joey Boy 18294 March 29, 2017

still wet behind the ears 

not yet mature or experienced(an allusion to the wetness behind a newborn baby's ears)

As far as education goes, you are still wet behind the ears.

still wet behind the ears by Light Joker October 9, 2006

Wet Behind the Ears

An idiom that means inexperienced or naive.

Its meaning comes from a baby that has just been born and is still wet "behind the ears" among other places.

This term might alternatively have originated on the farm, as it is said that after birth the last part of a foal or calf to dry is the area behind its ears.

"Those con artists thought they could make a quick buck out of me; they thought I was still wet behind the ears. But I showed them!"

Wet Behind the Ears by Raging Dragon July 16, 2008

Cauliflower ears wet dream 

Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen

“Oi Tom I didn’t know you were cauliflower ears wet dream!”

Cauliflower ears wet dream by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025