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Wet Bandana

A sexual act where upon completion the condom is quickly turned inside out and placed across the partner's forehead so that it looks like a wet, messy, headband.
"So I picked up a girl at the bar last night. We go back to her place. She told me a had to wrap it. So when I was done, I got her with a wet bandana and dipped!"
Wet Bandana by SideCartSteve July 25, 2026
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Wet Banana

a. An innocent outdoor family toy.
b. A penis.
There goes Billy on the Wet Banana!
Is that Mom on the Wet Banana? It is!

wet banana peel 

1) N. A used condom inside out
2) V. The act of throwing a used condom turned inside out at someone.
1) Damn, I found a wet banana peel on the grass in the park.
2) I wet banana peeled him from behind while he was busy eating his lunch.

Wet banana

To fuck in return of a gift or jenerouse act.
my wife fixed me an awsome dinner. in return i gave her the WET BANANA.
Wet banana by a tribb March 31, 2009

Wet Banana Sunday 

when you have to work in a supermarket on a sunday and pick up a bunch of wet imported bananas that have never seen the light of day and they smell fucking foul
“happy wet banana sunday”
“i’m having a breakdown because it’s wet banana sunday”

Wet Raccoon Banana Split 

When your mom gets railed by a 6’4 black man with a big black girthy cock
My mom got wet raccoon banana split’d by a black man
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