Wenke

An abnormal last name in the Western New York State area and several other places around the U.S.; hailing from the German language, it is literally slang in German for "Meddling Pipsqueak".

Chris: "You're such a dweeby little pipsqueak."

Luke: "Yeah I know, and unfortuanetly that's what my last name means; Wenke."

by fartknocker101 April 30, 2010

wenk

Verb. To masturbate while looking at photos of busty, but clothed, late teenage girls on popular image hosting sites as webshots and photobucket. The term originated in 2005 after the release of a plethora of photos of a pleasant, outgoing girl with the surname "Wenk".

I could really wenk to that photo

by doc brown May 24, 2007

wenke

n. To be in the state of being a sexy beast. the opposite of a dank wagon. one chill ass kid

wow that hot mama over there is a tottal wenke

by gail222 November 10, 2008

Wenks

A sound effect used in a story to exemplify a fall or a quick motion

I heard Jack Warner was on my road, so I fly out my house, WENKSSSS

by NeilG September 01, 2013

Wenk

Proper Noun. To be in the state of being a sexy beast. In the state of being irresistable to women over the age of 18.

Men in uniform are said to be wenks.

by Sarina August 22, 2004

wenk

Noun; a pseudo-lesbian with enormous breasts.

Verb; to turn a straight girl gay with enormous breasts.

"Jessica is such a wenk."

"She uses her tits to wenk other girls."

by Valigarmander September 03, 2007

Wenk

Verb. Make yourself look like a smart-ass, by acting or saying things that make you look like an intellectual cunt.

Past tense - wank
A person who wenks is a wenker.

Origin: Wenk written backwards is knew.

"John: Hey, Marissa. Did you know you can't defend your usage of weed because it has been scientifically proven that it causes lung damage, unlike you previously thought?
Marissa: Shut up, you wenker.
Third person watching: OH SHIT. OWNED."

"Sometimes people think I'm a smart-ass but I only wenk by mistake."

"I wank in a public library yesterday. People did not find it very friendly of me."

by Miles L. Anderson May 30, 2018