josef

a pagan way of spelling Joseph. Usually scandinavian, german or russian

also the most awesome, coolest, godlike person ever

i saw josef the other day
did you?
*lightning strikes him*
you didnt bow down before saying my name BITCHES!!
die you stupid shauna heads!!

by josefxxx July 25, 2006

josef

to "Josef" a question, you need to completely distract or deflect your answer to another topic, side stepping the real point of the question and in a manner to steer the conversation away from the point of the question

Man, I just asked him a simple question about whether he supported the tax increase. He completely "Josefed" me and got me to talking about small Italian cars.

by truthbearer7 November 22, 2019

Josef

Someone who is captivating and creative spirit. Knows how to use words into having people give him what he wants. Has a dark mind but soft heart. Usually has poor decision making. Someone who is very sensitive and needs a lot of love. Someone who you're drawn to for life for reasons you don't know. They might come into your mind from time to time and hard to forget. They are fun to be around and terrible singers (when making fun of a song). They are tatooed of their favorite bands and logos. Writing and music is an extreme passion for them. They like rap music and are freaksof nature if you let them. They like to stay up late and party at rock concerts. They are always looking for happiness but always seem to be stuck on one person.

Josef, I can't believe you said that!

by freestylewritereatsownwords January 31, 2019

Josef

Very large penis and haves a big brain

hey look at josef with his big dick

by bigbrainpenis December 05, 2019

Josef

Boy with a massive cock especially in tight blue jeans. Just... dreamy boii.

By looking at his cock I can tell his name is Josef.

by Eva Křenková+Josef K. April 12, 2020

Josef

A king, god, he like to be a killer but also has a good heart, he sticks with his brothers and don't switch on them

Josef is king

by Josef21 December 24, 2016

Josef

Josef is usually the guy who puts on the “bad boy” act but deep down he has a big heart. He’s the type of guy who will break your heart, but at the same time he’s breaking his own heart. Josef is the guy who writes you love letters. But don’t let some of his “bad guy” acts fool you, inside he’s one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet.

You’re lucky to have fallen in love with Josef.

by Thatgirl01200587 August 03, 2018