buttnugget

A small piece of poop; y'know, when you're pooping and little pieces come out gradually at a time? Those things are buttnuggets.
I keep on shitting out buttnuggets, I wish I could be man enough to shit a big honker out, that would, like, so totally rock.
by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009
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Aunster

A possible scenario of a relative whom is an aunt and a sister at the same time; when a woman has a child with a father and another with his son, or when a man produces children with a mother and a daughter, the aunster being the result of Subject A and the older generation (child with the mother or father) as related to the other child.
Ty: "How is Joelle your aunster?"

Jordan: "We have the same mother, but my Grandpa is her Dad."

Ty: "Dude, what the fuck!!??"
by fartknocker101 December 21, 2009
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Kathairicus

A scenario in which you attempt to dye your hair one color (i.e. blonde) but then the box has a tube with a completely different color in it (i.e. black) a complete screw up by the company manufacturer; the end result is looking like a total fool
Larry: "Whoah! What happened to your hair, last time I saw you you were a red-head??"

Eleanor: "I know, the wrong color tube was in the dye box, and now I have green hair!! I look like a freak!"

Larry: "Sounds like a bad case of kathairicus to me."
by fartknocker101 January 04, 2010
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Change

Something Barack Obama promised in 2008, but has apparently given up Hope on doing so.
Change We Can Believe In??? Fuck that motherfuckin' shit!!!
by fartknocker101 January 25, 2010
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Wenke

An abnormal last name in the Western New York State area and several other places around the U.S.; hailing from the German language, it is literally slang in German for "Meddling Pipsqueak".
Chris: "You're such a dweeby little pipsqueak."

Luke: "Yeah I know, and unfortuanetly that's what my last name means; Wenke."
by fartknocker101 April 30, 2010
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Couster

One's sister and cousin at the same time: the result of either a man producing two children with a set of sisters, or a woman producing two children with a set of brothers, making the female offspring a couster to the other child.
"Carlie is my couster; we have the same Dad but our Moms are sisters. That is, like, so totally freaky!"
by fartknocker101 December 14, 2009
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e-pot

marijuana which has been sold online; with the legalization of medical marijuana being able to be legally sold on Amazon.com, this would be the term for electronically purchased pot
Adam: "Dude, I'm all out of weed!"

Christian: "Go on amazon.com and buy some e-pot, you can do that now y'know."

Adam: "But they'll only sell it for medical purposes . . ."

Christian: "Duh, just make a fraud doctor prescription, they'll believe it."
by fartknocker101 January 13, 2010
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