fartknocker101's definitions
an anonymous name given to an extreme redneck who does nothing but drink and/or smoke all day, with once again the redneck feature being displayed with the "Dodge" part of the name, being a widely used redneck truck
Dude, put that fuckin' bong down and quit drinkin' all the beer in the fridge, man. You're such a fuckin' John Dodge.
by fartknocker101 January 8, 2010
Get the John Dodgemug. Western culture typically goes by units of 10s, counting with toes and fingers. Aztecs went by units of 13s, counting with moon cycles. Instead of a decade (ten years), an Aztec would typically measure time in a treizade — a unit of 13 years.
I am 29 years old now. I am not in the final year of my third decade of life, I am in the third year of the third treizade of my life.
by fartknocker101 April 15, 2021
Get the Treizademug. by fartknocker101 January 25, 2010
Get the Changemug. The odd numbers on a computer's keyboard; a definition only someone with no life would submit to Urban Dictionary
by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009
Get the 13579mug. An unusual possibility of someone whom is a niece and a sister at the same time; capable of occuring when a woman has a child with a father and another with his son, or when a man produces children with a mother and a daughter, the niester being the result of the one person and the younger generation (having the child with the son or daughter) as related to the other child.
Family reunion this weekend! I can't wait to see Colleen, whom is my niester. What's a niester you may be asking yourself? Well, my Dad had a kid with my sister, which makes her my sister and my niece at the same time. Yeah, I know, we're a bunch of rednecks.
by fartknocker101 December 22, 2009
Get the Niestermug. A family relation in which someone is a brother and a nephew at the same exact time biologically: when a man has two kids with a mother and a daughter, or when a woman has two kids with a father and son; the brephew being the result of the one person and the younger generation (having the kid with the son or daughter) as related to the bruncle or aunster.
My brephew Chuck is comin' over to visit. Ma' Pa is his Gramps, and we have the same Ma. Yep', livin' in good ole Kentucky sher is fuuunn.
by fartknocker101 December 22, 2009
Get the Brephewmug. An abnormal last name in the Western New York State area and several other places around the U.S.; hailing from the German language, it is literally slang in German for "Meddling Pipsqueak".
Chris: "You're such a dweeby little pipsqueak."
Luke: "Yeah I know, and unfortuanetly that's what my last name means; Wenke."
Luke: "Yeah I know, and unfortuanetly that's what my last name means; Wenke."
by fartknocker101 April 30, 2010
Get the Wenkemug.