23 definitions by fartknocker101
A small piece of poop; y'know, when you're pooping and little pieces come out gradually at a time? Those things are buttnuggets.
I keep on shitting out buttnuggets, I wish I could be man enough to shit a big honker out, that would, like, so totally rock.
by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009
When someone texts KGB in order to finish and/or pass a test, homework assignment, classwork, or anything else school related.
Liz: ''I couldn't figure out any of the questions on the physics test, so I KGB'd all of the question when Miss Snger wasn't looking.''
Therese: ''OMG! That's cheating, you apparently like to use KGB Plagiarism to get along in life.''
Liz: ''Pretty much.''
Therese: ''OMG! That's cheating, you apparently like to use KGB Plagiarism to get along in life.''
Liz: ''Pretty much.''
by fartknocker101 March 2, 2010
when your brother is also your uncle either because your mother had a child with your grandfather or your father had a child with your grandmother: the male offspring being your brother; because you share one parent, and also your uncle; because he is the child of your grandparent as well
Ronald: "Hey Bruncle Bob!"
Bob: "Hey my dear ole brephew, Ronald!"
Ronald: "Did you call my Dad this weekend?"
Bob: "You mean my Grandpa? Yep, he said he put you back on his will even after you shot his dog."
Bob: "Hey my dear ole brephew, Ronald!"
Ronald: "Did you call my Dad this weekend?"
Bob: "You mean my Grandpa? Yep, he said he put you back on his will even after you shot his dog."
by fartknocker101 December 23, 2009
When you walk up to some fag you absolutely hate, non-gayly grab his nut sack, and crush and yank on them to inflict an everlasting pain on them
Chuck: "Dude, fuck you"
Larry: "Fuck you, you're an ass."
Sherm: "WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL BALL SNATCH THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Larry: "Fuck you, you're an ass."
Sherm: "WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL BALL SNATCH THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by fartknocker101 January 25, 2010
A scenario in which you attempt to dye your hair one color (i.e. blonde) but then the box has a tube with a completely different color in it (i.e. black) a complete screw up by the company manufacturer; the end result is looking like a total fool
Larry: "Whoah! What happened to your hair, last time I saw you you were a red-head??"
Eleanor: "I know, the wrong color tube was in the dye box, and now I have green hair!! I look like a freak!"
Larry: "Sounds like a bad case of kathairicus to me."
Eleanor: "I know, the wrong color tube was in the dye box, and now I have green hair!! I look like a freak!"
Larry: "Sounds like a bad case of kathairicus to me."
by fartknocker101 January 4, 2010
marijuana which has been sold online; with the legalization of medical marijuana being able to be legally sold on Amazon.com, this would be the term for electronically purchased pot
Adam: "Dude, I'm all out of weed!"
Christian: "Go on amazon.com and buy some e-pot, you can do that now y'know."
Adam: "But they'll only sell it for medical purposes . . ."
Christian: "Duh, just make a fraud doctor prescription, they'll believe it."
Christian: "Go on amazon.com and buy some e-pot, you can do that now y'know."
Adam: "But they'll only sell it for medical purposes . . ."
Christian: "Duh, just make a fraud doctor prescription, they'll believe it."
by fartknocker101 January 13, 2010
An unusual possibility of someone whom is a niece and a sister at the same time; capable of occuring when a woman has a child with a father and another with his son, or when a man produces children with a mother and a daughter, the niester being the result of the one person and the younger generation (having the child with the son or daughter) as related to the other child.
Family reunion this weekend! I can't wait to see Colleen, whom is my niester. What's a niester you may be asking yourself? Well, my Dad had a kid with my sister, which makes her my sister and my niece at the same time. Yeah, I know, we're a bunch of rednecks.
by fartknocker101 December 22, 2009