fartknocker101's definitions

Wenke

An abnormal last name in the Western New York State area and several other places around the U.S.; hailing from the German language, it is literally slang in German for "Meddling Pipsqueak".

Chris: "You're such a dweeby little pipsqueak."

Luke: "Yeah I know, and unfortuanetly that's what my last name means; Wenke."

by fartknocker101 April 30, 2010

13579

The odd numbers on a computer's keyboard; a definition only someone with no life would submit to Urban Dictionary

Chuck: "13579."

Larry: "Good for you, you can count by odd numbers. Now shut the fuck up, homo."

by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009

Change

Something Barack Obama promised in 2008, but has apparently given up Hope on doing so.

Change We Can Believe In??? Fuck that motherfuckin' shit!!!

by fartknocker101 January 25, 2010

John Dodge

an anonymous name given to an extreme redneck who does nothing but drink and/or smoke all day, with once again the redneck feature being displayed with the "Dodge" part of the name, being a widely used redneck truck

Dude, put that fuckin' bong down and quit drinkin' all the beer in the fridge, man. You're such a fuckin' John Dodge.

by fartknocker101 January 8, 2010

Niester

When one's sibling has a daughter with their parent, the child becomes their niester; a niece because they're their sibling's daughter, and a sister being their parent's daughter, making her a niester.

My niester Ruby is so hot, I just might have to date her and take her to prom this year.

by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009

Brephew

A family relation in which someone is a brother and a nephew at the same exact time biologically: when a man has two kids with a mother and a daughter, or when a woman has two kids with a father and son; the brephew being the result of the one person and the younger generation (having the kid with the son or daughter) as related to the bruncle or aunster.

My brephew Chuck is comin' over to visit. Ma' Pa is his Gramps, and we have the same Ma. Yep', livin' in good ole Kentucky sher is fuuunn.

by fartknocker101 December 22, 2009

Treizade

Western culture typically goes by units of 10s, counting with toes and fingers. Aztecs went by units of 13s, counting with moon cycles. Instead of a decade (ten years), an Aztec would typically measure time in a treizade — a unit of 13 years.

I am 29 years old now. I am not in the final year of my third decade of life, I am in the third year of the third treizade of my life.

by fartknocker101 April 15, 2021