A small piece of poop; y'know, when you're pooping and little pieces come out gradually at a time? Those things are buttnuggets.
I keep on shitting out buttnuggets, I wish I could be man enough to shit a big honker out, that would, like, so totally rock.
by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009
something old people say when they are completely befuddled, in pure amazement, or just don't know what the fuck is going on
by fartknocker101 January 07, 2010
When someone texts KGB in order to finish and/or pass a test, homework assignment, classwork, or anything else school related.
Liz: ''I couldn't figure out any of the questions on the physics test, so I KGB'd all of the question when Miss Snger wasn't looking.''
Therese: ''OMG! That's cheating, you apparently like to use KGB Plagiarism to get along in life.''
Liz: ''Pretty much.''
Therese: ''OMG! That's cheating, you apparently like to use KGB Plagiarism to get along in life.''
Liz: ''Pretty much.''
by fartknocker101 March 02, 2010
When you walk up to some fag you absolutely hate, non-gayly grab his nut sack, and crush and yank on them to inflict an everlasting pain on them
Chuck: "Dude, fuck you"
Larry: "Fuck you, you're an ass."
Sherm: "WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL BALL SNATCH THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Larry: "Fuck you, you're an ass."
Sherm: "WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL BALL SNATCH THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by fartknocker101 January 25, 2010
A scenario in which you attempt to dye your hair one color (i.e. blonde) but then the box has a tube with a completely different color in it (i.e. black) a complete screw up by the company manufacturer; the end result is looking like a total fool
Larry: "Whoah! What happened to your hair, last time I saw you you were a red-head??"
Eleanor: "I know, the wrong color tube was in the dye box, and now I have green hair!! I look like a freak!"
Larry: "Sounds like a bad case of kathairicus to me."
Eleanor: "I know, the wrong color tube was in the dye box, and now I have green hair!! I look like a freak!"
Larry: "Sounds like a bad case of kathairicus to me."
by fartknocker101 January 04, 2010
An abnormal last name in the Western New York State area and several other places around the U.S.; hailing from the German language, it is literally slang in German for "Meddling Pipsqueak".
Chris: "You're such a dweeby little pipsqueak."
Luke: "Yeah I know, and unfortuanetly that's what my last name means; Wenke."
Luke: "Yeah I know, and unfortuanetly that's what my last name means; Wenke."
by fartknocker101 April 30, 2010
by fartknocker101 January 25, 2010