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Yeti's Welly 

A woman who has a large and damp Vagina not too disimilar to that of a Yeti's Welly
Yeah she was going down on me and i wanted to return the favour until i saw her Yeti's Welly
Yeti's Welly by paulobeef October 28, 2008

Willy's Cherry 

when a female takes revenge out on her male partner by having anal sex with a different male having him cum in her ass then she shits it out in a container and saves it until she starts her period again, then deposits it in her vagina before she lets her boyfriend eat her out
Keri got mad at her boyfriend Bob so she had sex with Dick and let him cum in her ass then she shit it out into a cup and saved it for the next time she started her period then put the stored doodoo brown colored fermented cum in her vagina secretly, then let Bob eat her out. When Bob successfully finished eating out Keri to the point of orgasm she asked How did that taste to pop Willy's Cherry? Revenge is fucking sweet!
Willy's Cherry by Eillek Buubz August 30, 2013

Well’s Law 

When one offers a minor favor expecting a much larger favor in return.
I let Michael have a piece of my pizza and he demanded that I buy his entire dinner the next night... talk about well’s law....

One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch 

a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)
Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!

Willy's Wonka 

Willy's magical penis, which tastes like every single piece of candy he has ever made. The flavor is endless.Start by sticking a marshmellow on his tinky, light a candle and make some smores.
While i was hooking up with this guy at a party last night, I could have swore he had Willy's Wonka. It tasted just like nerds.
Willy's Wonka by Doglover69 May 15, 2009

Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening 

While sleeping on a futon, next to the bed of your buddy's girlfriend, spew hot garbage from your anus into an oscillating fan. As she awakes from her slumber to the suffocating stench, play possum and keep the giggles to yourself.
After a long day of my buddy's girlfriend badgering, I decided to fall asleep on his futon. This is when I decided to punish her and unleash Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening. She was up for hours.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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