paulobeef's definitions

Roadkill

A Woman's Minge that looks like the result of a wild animal related car accident

I was really getting into this girl until i pulled her knickers down and saw what i could only describe as Roadkill

by paulobeef October 28, 2008

Yeti's Welly

A woman who has a large and damp Vagina not too disimilar to that of a Yeti's Welly

Yeah she was going down on me and i wanted to return the favour until i saw her Yeti's Welly

by paulobeef October 28, 2008

Burst Pastie

The result of an overheated Pastie which spills the contents out looks not dissimilar to that of a unfortunate woman's vagina

Yeah i pulled her pants down and she had a minge like a burst pastie

by paulobeef October 29, 2008

Dropped Egg

Another name for a messy, wet and smelly vagina

I pulled down her knickers and it looked like a dropped egg

by paulobeef October 28, 2008