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A Wellard 

The Wellard is a common garden troll who lives in the south west wales countryside. It lives in a cave with Its Mate Known as the Erin and their Offspring is known as a baby Smichael.
Guy 1: dude i just saw A Wellard
Guy 2: a what?
Guy 1: y'know those troll things that live in wales.
Guy 2: Was it driving a Hyndai Gets Or a Transit Van
Guy 1: nah
Guy: awww
A Wellard by thepuzzler November 8, 2011

Welland Hangover 

When your gut hangs over the waist of your pants and out the bottom of your ill-fitting shirt. Named after the town of Welland, Ontario Canada
I was just in Welland the other day and this fat-ass bitch had the old Welland Hangover popping out of her sweatpants.
Welland Hangover by diddlemethis December 23, 2011

Willard Romney 

A politician whose middle name is Mitt. His lips move but his hair doesn't.
"We have tough gun laws in Massachusetts; I support them." - Willard Romney in 2002.
"I will preserve and protect a woman's right to choose and am devoted and dedicated to honoring my word in that regard." - Willard Romney in 2004.
"I proposed that everyone must either purchase a product of their choice or demonstrate that they can pay for their own health care. It's a personal responsibility principle. ... It applies to people who are excessively using the free-care pool, and some incentive to avoid that is appropriate. But it's not a tax." - Willard Romney in 2006.
"Let Detroit Go Bankrupt." - Willard Romney in 2008.
"There was a fear that the whole economic system of America would collapse -- that all of our banks, or virtually all, would go out of business. In that circumstance, President Bush and Hank Paulson said we've got to do something to show we're not going to let the whole system go out of business. I think they were right to do that." - Willard Romney in 2010.
Willard Romney by JeffGannon August 21, 2012

Well 'Ard 

A person of a tough deposition. Strong in body and mind.
"he's mean.........he's WELL 'ARD"
Well 'Ard by Edge August 20, 2003

Willard Mitt Romney 

Romney's full name. Oddly enough, he didn't like being called Willard, and chose to go by his middle name instead.

His father, George Romney, named him after hotel magnate J Willard Marriott and his uncle Milton Romney (nicknamed Mitt).
Willard Mitt Romney or Barack Hussein Obama. Either way, we'll have a president with a weird name.
Willard Mitt Romney by JeffGannon August 14, 2012
The sweetest man in the world. The one guy who would do anything for the ones he loves, especially the girl he loves. Willard is the kinda guy you never want to lose either as a boyfriend or a friend.
-Willard is the best boyfriend in the world he makes me so happy.

-damn, I wish I had a Willard

- That’s my Bubba!!!! :)
Willard by #%Cutie:) November 1, 2018