Welland 

Mobility scooter capital of the world.

I drove down to Welland the other day for a two-four of Ol Vienna and got cut off by some asshole on a scooter

Welland by Homicidal toddler September 28, 2019

Welland 

Home of Crazy Pat, the Lincoln Street Beer store, The greatest bar ever; the elbow room and people riding bikes with twofours.

Person 1:Let's go get drunk!
Person 2:Ok, let's hit up the Elbow Room in Welland.
Person 1: Yeah, I like that bar way too much.

Welland by waytoomuchmcgee May 15, 2009

Welland 

A drug city found in Ontario, Canada. Welland has the second highest drugs per person in North America behind Los Angelos.

I need some beans, let's go to Welland, they're only $5 a pill there.

Welland by Shawn Maglicic December 28, 2005

Welland 

The Kansas of Canada.

Boy 1: "Hey, wanna drive down to Welland for the weekend?"
Boy 2: "Fuck no Welland sucks."

Welland by getsick October 16, 2008

Welland 

a place in Ontario Canada in the Niagara region where a bunch of old people, snobs and druggies live with few decent people

i cant wait to get outta Welland

Welland by Black Soul January 4, 2015

Welland 

The welfare capital of Canada

Joe: Hey, lets leave your car here at the seaway and walk to the party
Tom: Fuck no, I'm not leaving my car in welland

Welland by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 16, 2009

Welland 

The home of the best drinkers in all of Niagara and most of the GTA. Mainly because there's nothing else to do. Cheers.

Wanna hangout tonight?
Sure, Let me stop at the beer store on the way to Welland.

Welland by proudwellander October 29, 2013