6 definitions by J.Teezy

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Vertically and mentally challenged.
"He is so stupid, if he were any shorter I'd call him weetard."
by J.Teezy November 28, 2009
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The cry of agony that accompanies a particularly painful bowel movement.
"I don't know what i ate last night, but I definitely had the brown snake moan this morning."

"I had the brown snake moan so bad I swore it was coming out sideways."
by J.Teezy November 28, 2009
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The people at work that are so useless they can only carry a clipboard around to appear that their working. Some companies refer to them as supervisors.
"This guy is so useless, but he's related to the boss, so we'll make him clipboard jockey."
by J.Teezy November 28, 2009
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a caucasian's afro
Napoleon Dynamite rocks the whafro
by J.Teezy November 28, 2009
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Some one who sleeps with women who haven't gotten laid in a long time. Possibly since the 80's.
"Rick's such a muff duster, he's at bingo picking up old chicks tonight."

"He's dusting muffs at weight watchers today."
by J.Teezy November 28, 2009
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Sexual position in which your partner is bent in half while laying on their back, ankles and ears together, while sitting on their face.
"My back still hurts from that folding chair i did last week."
by J.Teezy November 28, 2009
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