Weegs 

Someone who you would describe as weegy. They get overly excuse about their mothers, and love to sleep a lot. You could describe both a dog or a middle aged single man as Weegs.

Do you just sleep all day in your mom's basement? Wow I didn't know you were a Weegs.

Weegs by MisxiX December 10, 2022

Turtle in the weeds 

When a male spends decades without trimming pubic hair, and his small member becomes engulfed by the pubes, resulting in the appearance of a "turtle in the weeds"

Shaun " Dude I did some manscaping this weekend and could have filled up a five gallon bucket with all the hair"
Dan "I recently did the same and it is always itchy afterwards"
Michael "What is the world are y'all talking about, what is manscaping?"
Shaun"Michael if you're 56 and never trimmed your bush you probably look like a turtle in the weeds down there!"

Turtle in the weeds by SumDumSumBitch November 25, 2020

The WEEDS

The WEEDS is a Blues & rock n roll band that was propagated in 1987 in Victoria, Vacouver island B.C. Canada,"the Garden city". The WEEDS in over 20 years of developing their roots on the island have played everything from motorcycle shows, to dog shows, pubs and clubs,special events, (and some not so special),and lots of fun biker dances, and even paid practices. Thanks to all who have helped them spread...contact info @ theweedsrock.com

The WEEDS blues & rock n roll band playing for you for over 20 years and still having fun!!

The WEEDS by The WEEDS February 8, 2009

2 weeks

Mythical period of Elon time by when a Tesla feature will be implemented

FSD Beta button is coming in 2 weeks

2 weeks by TSLAQQ July 2, 2021

weens

Lots; a large quantity of. Scottish.

There were weens of indie kids at the party last night

weens by messeh_ November 14, 2009

weens

children in scotland are sometimes referred to as weens, similar to American english 'wee-uns'

"I fuckin 'ate weens."

weens by oobyMach February 21, 2009

2 more weeks 

Said to someone when they predict something that they think will certainly happen "soon" (i.e. "2 more weeks") but it's just as likely *not* to happen soon

The Government: "If everyone obeys us, we will all get to go back to normal soon!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."

Some guy on the Internet: "War will happen with (insert country name) soon, it's so obvious what they're doing to anger us!"

Me: "2 more weeks..."

Some pundit: "The former president will use the military to come back to power again, just you wait and see!"

Me: "2 more weeks..."

2 more weeks by bearfrog January 20, 2022