weens

Lots; a large quantity of. Scottish.

There were weens of indie kids at the party last night

weens by messeh_ November 14, 2009

weens

children in scotland are sometimes referred to as weens, similar to American english 'wee-uns'

"I fuckin 'ate weens."

weens by oobyMach February 21, 2009

Weens

Weens are wannabe internet trolls. The term is taken from the corruption of the word ''Epic Win''. Weens try to recreate the doings of actual trolls, unable to realize there is much manipulation and planning behind the scenes so trolls get the reactions they want. Most of the results turn out to just mildly annoy our victim and that's it. Most weens are unfunny kids who crave attention

''Don't talk to them, they are weens. They'll grow out of it''

Weens by Yūno August 16, 2021

Weens

A really beautiful penis that is large as well.

Bigness, I love your weens. Can I see it again?

Weens by Done_asking December 15, 2018

SURPRISE WEENS

When you randomly DM someone with a image/gif of wiener dogs, sometimes accompanied by the message, “SURPRISE WEENS”

Not to be confused with sending random people dick pics (ya pervert)

Timbo: Huh, Jimothy sent me a message.
Jimothy: SURPRISE WEENS
Timbo: Aw those are some beautiful wieners

SURPRISE WEENS by ChuckChuckGoof November 15, 2025

Jerkin' the Ween 

A term used for when a female bigfoot rips your clothes off and forces you to have sex.

As soon as she got my pants off me, she started jerkin' the ween, y'know?

Jerkin' the Ween by Swimsical June 17, 2019

EMS Weenie 

A person who is a member of a fire department that holds no fire related certifications however holds a medical certification or license such as EMT or EMR.

"Brandon said he wants to be on the hose line."
"Tell that EMS Weenie to go handle rehab and leave the real work to the firefighters"

EMS Weenie by FF44 December 8, 2013