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Lots; a large quantity of. Scottish.
There were weens of indie kids at the party last night
weens by messeh_ November 14, 2009
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children in scotland are sometimes referred to as weens, similar to American english 'wee-uns'
"I fuckin 'ate weens."
weens by oobyMach February 21, 2009
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Weens are wannabe internet trolls. The term is taken from the corruption of the word ''Epic Win''. Weens try to recreate the doings of actual trolls, unable to realize there is much manipulation and planning behind the scenes so trolls get the reactions they want. Most of the results turn out to just mildly annoy our victim and that's it. Most weens are unfunny kids who crave attention
''Don't talk to them, they are weens. They'll grow out of it''
Weens by Yūno August 16, 2021
A really beautiful penis that is large as well.
Bigness, I love your weens. Can I see it again?
Weens by Done_asking December 15, 2018

SURPRISE WEENS

When you randomly DM someone with a image/gif of wiener dogs, sometimes accompanied by the message, “SURPRISE WEENS”

Not to be confused with sending random people dick pics (ya pervert)
Timbo: Huh, Jimothy sent me a message.
Jimothy: SURPRISE WEENS
Timbo: Aw those are some beautiful wieners
SURPRISE WEENS by ChuckChuckGoof November 15, 2025

Jerkin' the Ween 

A term used for when a female bigfoot rips your clothes off and forces you to have sex.
As soon as she got my pants off me, she started jerkin' the ween, y'know?
Jerkin' the Ween by Swimsical June 17, 2019

EMS Weenie 

A person who is a member of a fire department that holds no fire related certifications however holds a medical certification or license such as EMT or EMR.
"Brandon said he wants to be on the hose line."
"Tell that EMS Weenie to go handle rehab and leave the real work to the firefighters"
EMS Weenie by FF44 December 8, 2013
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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