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Weebspeak
Weebspeak by The Dictionary!!! January 9, 2017
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Weebspeak • webspeak • weedspeak • weebsekai • weebsplain • wejaspeak • wespeak • Dweeb Speak • Weak Speak
wespeak
Wespeak is a relatively self-explanatory noun that encapsulates the distinct personal lexicon that evolves between close groups of people. Wespeak can be single made-up or embellished words, phrases, inside jokes or references, or extremely long and nonsensical combinations of multiple references only known to the people whence they came. Wespeak typically makes no sense to bystanders, but can sometimes be understood based upon context. The nature of wespeak is such that certain words are associated with the person or people who made them up.
"I was so nervous at that interview I just started blurting things out, like how we always co-purse, and I can never find anything, and she totally stared at me. It was so awkward."
"Oh no! You were rattling off wespeak at a job interview? You really WERE nervous!"
"Oh no! You were rattling off wespeak at a job interview? You really WERE nervous!"
wespeak by Brilliant Monster July 24, 2012
webspeak
The way idiots type over the Internet, doing thngs such as shotening "you" to "u" or "come" to "cum." Also lacks punctuation and capital letters.
webspeak
IN PROPER ENGLISH:
The official language for prepubesent morons. When somebody types,"u r jus a fag so jus jut up foo," contrary to "You're just a homosexual, so shut up fool!" Almost always lacking punctuation/commas. Some outgrow this as late as 16, when in rare cases people outgrow it as early as 11-12, like I have. If you want some better examples, go to www.weeworld.com. There are tons of stupid people there. Simple and easy to type words such as "too" and "you're", are translated into "2" and "ur or yoor."
The official language for prepubesent morons. When somebody types,"u r jus a fag so jus jut up foo," contrary to "You're just a homosexual, so shut up fool!" Almost always lacking punctuation/commas. Some outgrow this as late as 16, when in rare cases people outgrow it as early as 11-12, like I have. If you want some better examples, go to www.weeworld.com. There are tons of stupid people there. Simple and easy to type words such as "too" and "you're", are translated into "2" and "ur or yoor."
Actual messege somebody ent me on weeworld:
u got som probs k u gay dog i doent talk to gays ok
Another example:
u the heck r u? and u know wat, freaker? i can send chain mail if i want 2 so stop talking 2 me!
Webspeak is annoying! These are the people that make me feel so inteligent!
u got som probs k u gay dog i doent talk to gays ok
Another example:
u the heck r u? and u know wat, freaker? i can send chain mail if i want 2 so stop talking 2 me!
Webspeak is annoying! These are the people that make me feel so inteligent!
webspeak by Misterstix66 March 27, 2009
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