A practitioner of the art of website design, development, construction, maintenance, rehabilitation and repair. Also known to have a sense of humour and a quiet confidence in their abilities. Usually 6 foot tall, dark haired and bearded and of pleasant countenance. At this stage only the male variety has been found; would also apply to the female when discovered but probably not the bearded bit.
Bob: Aww man! I've had my website up for a while but it's slow, getting hacked and totally out of date! I don't know what to do!
Jules: Bob! Sounds like you need a websiterist! Get hold of the boys from StockTim, they'll help you out!
The Websterduck is a humanoid species of duck that feeds off of the souls and emotions of others. They love plants, and only eat pages out of the Webster Dictionary in order to add to their vocabulary; in hopes to take over the world. However until then they are often found as bloggers, writers, fangirls, and other similarly related groups. They enjoy torturing fictional characters, dancing through life, and some very elite Webesterducks, like the master, enjoy the majestic music of the french horn.
Wooow. Brid is such a Websterduck. I can't believe I never noticed before.