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Getting his Weasel Greased 

Means to get a blowjob. Used in the Sopranos when Tone is gettin a blowjob in the closet
Where's the Skip?

I don't know I saw him go in the back with some whoaaa. I think he's getting his weasel greased

Greased Weasel 

The Greased Weasel is the sickest rugby tournament in all of New York. It takes place in Oswego NY and is held by the SUNY Oswego's Men and Women's teams. If you win the Greased Weasel you are invited to the legendary drink-up that is equally if not more fun than the tournament itself! There will be some things you cannot un-see and alumnus you cannot un-meet, but is overall equivalent to rugby Christmas.
Hey, are you excited for the Greased Weasel?
Yeah! I moved my wedding to make sure I could go!

Greased weasel 

When you have a shit that comes out your butt hole really fast like a greased weasel out of a small hole
Tony said "man that shit came out my butt hole like a greased weasel
Greased weasel by The bunny shoe March 17, 2021

Grease weasel

An ugly girl that thinks way to highly of herself
Man that girl is a 5 but demands to be treated like a 10 she's a grease weasel
Grease weasel by aonerockz September 18, 2018

greased weasel shit 

greased weasel shit is FAST,VERY FAST.
If those mothers open fire ,we fire back and faster than greased weasel shit!!!!
greased weasel shit by Steve CHUTER November 7, 2006

grease the weasel

Choking and stroking one's rampant penis.
Amato broke his arm, so he asked Kunal to go help him grease his weasel.
grease the weasel by Kermit Barnaby September 11, 2005
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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