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Weasel Greaser 

Noun. A promiscuous girl. One that is known to get many men off. A very wet and horny sexually active woman.
Did you see that girl grabbing on all those guys tonight?" "Yeah, she's a real weasel greaser.
Weasel Greaser by RHP4 December 31, 2010
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Getting his Weasel Greased 

Means to get a blowjob. Used in the Sopranos when Tone is gettin a blowjob in the closet
Where's the Skip?

I don't know I saw him go in the back with some whoaaa. I think he's getting his weasel greased

Greased Weasel 

The Greased Weasel is the sickest rugby tournament in all of New York. It takes place in Oswego NY and is held by the SUNY Oswego's Men and Women's teams. If you win the Greased Weasel you are invited to the legendary drink-up that is equally if not more fun than the tournament itself! There will be some things you cannot un-see and alumnus you cannot un-meet, but is overall equivalent to rugby Christmas.
Hey, are you excited for the Greased Weasel?
Yeah! I moved my wedding to make sure I could go!

Greased weasel 

When you have a shit that comes out your butt hole really fast like a greased weasel out of a small hole
Tony said "man that shit came out my butt hole like a greased weasel
Greased weasel by The bunny shoe March 17, 2021

Grease weasel

An ugly girl that thinks way to highly of herself
Man that girl is a 5 but demands to be treated like a 10 she's a grease weasel
Grease weasel by aonerockz September 18, 2018

greased weasel shit 

greased weasel shit is FAST,VERY FAST.
If those mothers open fire ,we fire back and faster than greased weasel shit!!!!
greased weasel shit by Steve CHUTER November 7, 2006

grease the weasel

Choking and stroking one's rampant penis.
Amato broke his arm, so he asked Kunal to go help him grease his weasel.
grease the weasel by Kermit Barnaby September 11, 2005
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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