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Wattage Bazooka
The wattage bazooka refers to a monstrous amount of power delivered through the pedals of a bicycle for a duration of 5 minutes or greater. Often produced by the illustrious Tony Martin who fires wattage bazookas left, right and centre to hold off the entire chasing peloton. Sometimes confused with watt bomb, an important distinction is that the wattage bazooka is an extended period of huge, mind blowing power rather than a short, sharp explosion. It can therefore be thought to consist of many watt bombs spread over a period of time greater than 5 minutes.
"Did you see Peter Sagan drop a watt bomb on the final climb to win the world championships?" said Billy.
"My dear boy, that was no watt bomb! Sagan fired off the wattage bazooka for that victory!" responded James.
"My dear boy, that was no watt bomb! Sagan fired off the wattage bazooka for that victory!" responded James.
Wattage Bazooka by hlfssw July 21, 2016
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high-wattage
The lawyer prefers to remain in the shadows of his high-wattage clients: Sir Paul, the late artists, Willem de Kooning and Francis Bacon.
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Dog Wattage
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Brain Wattage
Megan told tony " Don't ask me that this late I don't have the Brain Wattage right now!
Tony always tells Gabe .....Dealing with Megan uses Alot of Brain Wattage!
Tony always tells Gabe .....Dealing with Megan uses Alot of Brain Wattage!
Brain Wattage by Roady365 December 31, 2022
Getting that Wattage
"Pumped and ready to go! GETTING THAT WATTAGE. CHECKING THAT IN TAKE. KEEPING MY SELF LO CAL TODAY."
Getting that Wattage by Thatfatgirl1985. July 5, 2023
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