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Wattahead 

A head that belongs in a zoo.
Bob: I HATE YOU!
Fred: WATTAHEAD!

Steven: wtf is with you
Ava: Atleast I don't have randoms calling out "WATTAHEAD" from the other side of the street bitch!
Lilli: BOOM!
Andrew: Wait let me think of a comeback! Let me just finish sucking this guys dick!
Wattahead by i like coco pops August 28, 2010
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waterhead 

Originaly slang for someone who is Hydrocephalic , but which has now come to refer to any severe idiot or retarded individual.
Jones you mindless waterhead, how many times do I have to tell you not to stick the plastic bag over your head and play astronaut?!
waterhead by Stephen Daedalus July 5, 2007

waterhead 

otler

Otler lacks common sense so Makanuchi Kim called him a waterhead.

The waterhead came into ventrilo and did not say a word.
waterhead by WooWoo Brothers May 1, 2006

waterhead 

a retard, or someone being retarded
Look at the short bus full of waterheads
waterhead by Meat Paddy April 28, 2003

Ten Pound Waterhead 

A person with a water head that is ten times bigger than a standard water head. their head can literally block the sun. They also possesses at-cha-for-ya Eyes that When walking freely has one eye scanning the entire room while the other eye stays focused on side of nose. Enjoys interaction with bobble head dolls as they appear to be related.
We were on a Carnival Cruise and there was this stanky legg TEN POUND WATERHEAD that kept blocking the sun. This ten pound water head made the ship tilt to one side and when they jumped in the pool their giant head sunk like a rock to the bottom.
Ten Pound Waterhead by tugboat2012 September 23, 2011

Waterhead 

A person who is very much less than intelligent and may border on retardation. A person who may be the offspring of an incestuous union, such as siblings or parent/child. The person may exhibit traits such as an enlarged head or eyes that are set too close together.
nimrod moron ditchdigger
Waterheads make me laugh because their eyes are so close together.
Waterhead by undertheradar22 January 22, 2014

waterhead 

Cant complete simple tasks or objectives without screwing them up and making things worse than they are.
Jonesy is such a waterhead
waterhead by M0nks July 30, 2006
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