Trump Card

1. To negate something that's has be established

2.A grandiose way of saying Broke.
1. Gay marriage and legalized weed was established in some states laws. Her comes Trump's ass pulling a Trump Card and messing thing up.

2. Thing 1:"Hey let's go get something to eat."

Thing 2: " Sure let me pull out my Trump Card since I got paid last week at my imaginary job that doesn't exist. Also, they take money out of my imaginary check to pay for imaginary taxes that doesn't exist. Here there you go. Let eat air that I have to pay for."
by Thatfatgirl1985. August 22, 2017
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Drunk sexting

When a drunken individual texts sexual advances to another individual in an inebriated state .
Thonisha: Hey SAM, Im yearning for your Kiss. Maybe we could try a Tsunami Tongue?
MOM: Thonni, you're drunk. Go home.
Thonisha: (SMH)I'm a dumb ass. There I go drunk sexting again.
by Thatfatgirl1985. October 16, 2017
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MARVEL WITHDRAWALS

Some who is going through Marvel Detox from watching too much Marvel shows and/or movies
1:Somethings not right. I feel like im going through Marvel Withdrawals because i finally could stand watching Ironman 2 for the 58 time.
by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021
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Take yo ass to church.

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.
1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.
by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021
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Marvel Moment

Whenever you see a Marvel superhero you've had a Marvel Moment.
Holy crap is that Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth. I just had a Marvel Moment.
by Thatfatgirl1985. April 20, 2018
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T.H.O.T Army

It's when a group of women, usually dressed to show more skin, go to the club/bar looking for dates/boyfriend or Girlfriend/One Night Stands.

LET'S KEEP IT100, People!
JENSEN:Tonight looks alittle dead.
RYAN: Yeah, slim pickings.

(A group of women enter and go straight to THE BOOTH)

Ryan: Yeah. Here comes another T.H.O.T ARMY.
Jensen: Yeah too Young for our blood.
by Thatfatgirl1985. December 01, 2017
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Ghetto Spread

V. A warning. To scatter from the police(Po-pos.)

V. When a community comes together , normally low funds, as a concensus put money together to feed the block.
1. Thing 1:YO! GHETTO SPREAD!

Thing2: (internally while running) Po-pos meeting they quota.

2. NEIGHBOR1: It look like the aftermath of the Trump administration surely has left a "lasting impression" with the democrats these past four year. I lived below my normal income cause of taxes again. I need help with food.
Neighbor 2: I agree. How much you have to live off of for food for the next two weeks?
Neighbor 1: $30.
Neighbor2: Wow. I have $80. What we could do is put our money together and make food for each other until we get back to normal. We all had a hard years behind us.
Neighbor 1: (crying) Thank you!
by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021
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