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Wattage Bazooka
The wattage bazooka refers to a monstrous amount of power delivered through the pedals of a bicycle for a duration of 5 minutes or greater. Often produced by the illustrious Tony Martin who fires wattage bazookas left, right and centre to hold off the entire chasing peloton. Sometimes confused with watt bomb, an important distinction is that the wattage bazooka is an extended period of huge, mind blowing power rather than a short, sharp explosion. It can therefore be thought to consist of many watt bombs spread over a period of time greater than 5 minutes.
"Did you see Peter Sagan drop a watt bomb on the final climb to win the world championships?" said Billy.
"My dear boy, that was no watt bomb! Sagan fired off the wattage bazooka for that victory!" responded James.
"My dear boy, that was no watt bomb! Sagan fired off the wattage bazooka for that victory!" responded James.
Wattage Bazooka by hlfssw July 21, 2016
Wetage
The action of getting turned on, bodily fluid excredited from the male and female genitals during foreplay or moments of extreme arousal
We were rolling about on her bed and she was grinding her body on me...serious wetage dude
I put my hands down her trackies and she was ready, proper wetage
I put my hands down her trackies and she was ready, proper wetage
Wetage by racounteur October 21, 2010
Wettege
Wettege by Dicklover225 February 9, 2021
high-wattage
The lawyer prefers to remain in the shadows of his high-wattage clients: Sir Paul, the late artists, Willem de Kooning and Francis Bacon.
high-wattage by aractanca March 22, 2007
Wetages
Wetages by Mz. Xcluzif October 27, 2020
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