Waterdick
He has a massive waterdick.
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Winterdick
girl. "Hahaa it's tiny!"
guy. "hey it's cold outside, this is just my winterdick, it'll go back to normal when it warms up."
guy. "hey it's cold outside, this is just my winterdick, it'll go back to normal when it warms up."
Winterdick by Jaspar_J July 10, 2010
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Water Dick • waterpick • waterpicker • Watertick • Shit-water-dick • water kicker • Water Rickshaw • waterfuck • watercock • WarDick
waterhack
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Waterfucked
When you drop a piece of technology in water (ipod, cell phone, etc) and no matter how hard you try to save it, it is damaged beyond repair and since no company will replace a water damaged piece of technology you're pretty much screwed.
Branden: Hey I heard you broke your ipod, can you fix it?
Connor: No way man and I can't bring it back, it's waterfucked.
Connor: No way man and I can't bring it back, it's waterfucked.
Waterfucked by Conn0rgasm February 21, 2010
Watertucky
Another name for Waterford, MI, a very redneck suburb north of Detroit in Oakland County. Its Wayne County equivalent is Taylor, aka, Taylortucky.
Dude 1: Want to hang out at the Shark Club?
Dude 2: No way man, that's in Watertucky, if I wanted to hit on single moms I'd go enroll at Baker College.
Dude 2: No way man, that's in Watertucky, if I wanted to hit on single moms I'd go enroll at Baker College.
Watertucky by DonkeyKong2013 August 3, 2013
WarDick
Noun
Someone who is constantly talking about war and derivatives, including the military, weapons and other things. Often rathe annoying but rarely interesting. A worse example is a WarDick who thinks they know what they're talking about, when really they have no clue.
Someone who is constantly talking about war and derivatives, including the military, weapons and other things. Often rathe annoying but rarely interesting. A worse example is a WarDick who thinks they know what they're talking about, when really they have no clue.
watertucky
watertucky by lucky_killa April 8, 2010
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