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Watertick 

A water tick is an invasive human being. They like to fuck around and not do their work at school. They also enjoy calling each other special and make fun of sled kids. These people are complete assholes, but are very fun to be around.😏
*walks into classroom and sits down*
*breaks desk*

“The fucking watertick broke the desk again!”
Watertick by Watertick2007 August 25, 2022
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waterhack is a cheat for csgo that is primarily used for hvh, the best free cheat used by non trannies
Yo bruh, see that nigga with waterhack just 1’d the gamesense kid
waterhack by get baimed August 1, 2020

Waterfucked 

When you drop a piece of technology in water (ipod, cell phone, etc) and no matter how hard you try to save it, it is damaged beyond repair and since no company will replace a water damaged piece of technology you're pretty much screwed.
Branden: Hey I heard you broke your ipod, can you fix it?

Connor: No way man and I can't bring it back, it's waterfucked.
Waterfucked by Conn0rgasm February 21, 2010

Watertucky 

Another name for Waterford, MI, a very redneck suburb north of Detroit in Oakland County. Its Wayne County equivalent is Taylor, aka, Taylortucky.
Dude 1: Want to hang out at the Shark Club?

Dude 2: No way man, that's in Watertucky, if I wanted to hit on single moms I'd go enroll at Baker College.
Watertucky by DonkeyKong2013 August 3, 2013

watertucky 

another name for watertown , wi
"man where you at?"
"ghetto ass watertucky."
watertucky by lucky_killa April 8, 2010

do frogs have watertight assholes? 

An answer to any question which is obviously yes.
Dude: Are you shitfaced?
Guy: Do frogs have watertight assholes?

Watertight 

Similar to Spitroast, Watertight is essentially the same, but with one woman, and three men. I.e. the orifices mouth, vagina and anus are filled.
Boy, we really made Melody watertight.
Watertight by Gordon Yip August 15, 2003
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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